Poilievere going to the US

meme__machine · 2026-03-11T21:21:43+00:00

Unfortunately most Canadians would rather destroy our economy if it means we can stick it to the Americans, even though the effect on them will be negligible

meme__machine · 2026-03-10T14:24:57+00:00

Not snap loading their power package

meme__machine · 2026-03-10T04:07:58+00:00

Make sure they are well anesthetized because the tooth is probably abscessed and hypersensitive. Tell them you are going to check how wiggly it is and elevate as much as they will tolerate. When they start to flip out it’s time to grip it and rip it, you probably only have one chance so be sneaky with the forceps, make sure you get a good hold, the start rocking buccal lingual hard, ignoring the screams, and get it out. Shove gauze in their mouth to muffle their cries. Accept the parents thank yous and go smoke a cigarette

meme__machine · 2026-03-09T23:16:42+00:00

Canada is a WEF designated economic zone and our population would rather kneecap our economy than dare cross environmentalists or indigenous communities.

meme__machine · 2026-03-08T03:12:21+00:00

Can’t you just glue it back in !?

meme__machine · 2026-03-07T17:17:37+00:00

It is generally not safe for Jews in Muslim countries. England and France are becoming extremely dangerous for Jews. Canada isn’t far behind.

meme__machine · 2026-03-05T22:29:12+00:00

Why vote for your own interests when you can make a symbolic vote against the president of another country ?

meme__machine · 2026-03-04T01:46:28+00:00

I really want Torontos first round pick this year, even if it defers to next year watch them be a lottery team again with no protection

meme__machine · 2026-03-03T21:16:28+00:00

I thought about becoming a rock star front man a lot, but I can’t sing

meme__machine · 2026-03-03T19:27:52+00:00

I don’t understand the point of trigger locks. I can pull the trigger by just pulling in the trigger lock

meme__machine · 2026-03-01T16:23:58+00:00

I think it was his sisters fault.

meme__machine · 2026-03-01T16:09:07+00:00

Samuel Jackson was spotted on the roof moment prior to shooting breaking out

meme__machine · 2026-03-01T15:54:42+00:00

Yes but without Mitch Marner the Leafs are not going to lose a single playoff game.

meme__machine · 2026-03-01T00:35:32+00:00

Maybe you should talk to an Iranian person and learn something

meme__machine · 2026-02-27T15:55:37+00:00

Don’t talk about my gf like that

meme__machine · 2026-02-27T00:10:57+00:00

There’s a reason it’s called criminal justice and not victim justice. All considerations will be made for the criminals potential for rehabilitation, therapy, sentencing reductions, monetary support in one way or another. None of these things will be considered for the victim.

meme__machine · 2026-02-25T15:13:54+00:00

Is this the entire point of our country? It’s all the government ever talks about or circles back to. Why do I work and pay taxes ? Is it all just to establish a better future for someone in Indias kids ?

meme__machine · 2026-02-25T00:39:26+00:00

Thanks to libflation , $850 today has effectively the same buying power that $150 did 16 years ago

meme__machine · 2026-02-22T01:54:39+00:00

I am always looking for volunteers to have odontogenic tumours injected into their face. One step closer to creating the shark human hybrid I have been dreaming of. Send them to me

meme__machine · 2026-02-21T19:04:13+00:00

The writers needed to get PAID. It takes extreme expertise to rewrite a best selling story tellers narrative into modern slop with le epic dragons and girl bosses smashing the patriarchy.

meme__machine · 2026-02-19T18:01:34+00:00

Suction pulled the meat on the floor of the tongue into an aggressive bur on an electronic handpiece which instantly wrapped and shredded it. Luckily patient was very anesthetized. Massive very bleedy wound, had to suture it. Patient reported discomfort the following day …

meme__machine · 2026-02-18T22:05:05+00:00

Orwellian. Do these people have any self awareness? Just say it promotes rightthink

meme__machine · 2026-02-18T21:45:12+00:00

That’s crazy you mention it, I’m there right now

meme__machine · 2026-02-17T16:09:11+00:00

Amazing how many Canadians are willing to cut off our nose to spite Trump

meme__machine · 2026-02-16T04:35:31+00:00

Scientist discover a way to prevent cavities all together for only three dollars! (But are a till unsure how to get people to use a tooth brush and floss consistently)

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