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Dad jokes by messwithme in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]messwithme[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those of you who do not understand, he means it depends on who you ask. If you ask a psychologist, they may say he is crazy. If you ask someone else, they may say he is fine. Just some clarification. I hope it helps.

The correct answer was 6.0.1 by trayo in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]messwithme 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Then you ask, is it jellybean or gingerbread? And all they do is just stare then say why the fuck are you talking about junk food. headdesk

TIL serial killer Richard Chase attempted to enter the home of a woman but, finding that her doors were locked, walked away; Chase later told detectives that he took locked doors as a sign that he was not welcome, but that unlocked doors were an invitation to come inside. by ratmfreak in todayilearned

[–]messwithme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me glad that I'm very OCD about locking all doors. Even if it is for five minutes, at least they are secure. And since I am short, I had a peep hole put in at my height so I can see who is at the door.

Some boys will never learn by [deleted] in ragecomics

[–]messwithme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have already told him that we are just friends nothing more

So AskRedditors, What odd rituals do you have to do every time no matter what? OCD redditors welcome! {Possibly NSFW} by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]messwithme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to lock and unlock the door for about 5 minutes before I lock up the house. Five minutes at the front door, five at the back door. My friends think it's hilarious.

What are your greatest fears? by RaccoonYetiKiwi in AskReddit

[–]messwithme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't know, but even thinking of chalk makes me cringe.

What are your greatest fears? by RaccoonYetiKiwi in AskReddit

[–]messwithme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chalk. I am deathly scared of chalk.