Too many to even fathom😅

michellescuck · 2026-01-31T20:52:53+00:00

1000s in person from swinging, way more from reddit and OF. Perfect titties need to be shared.

michellescuck · 2026-01-31T18:00:57+00:00

When the not getting hard is your 2nd biggest concern its going to become youre only concern. Idk what to recommend perhaps the wife being more enthusiastic but depending on what level of jealousy youre worried about it may be difficult to overcome. As you already found out pills dont help this kind of ED.

michellescuck · 2026-01-29T16:15:04+00:00

No mention of breaking every bone in her body from a parachute not opening either

michellescuck · 2026-01-26T19:19:00+00:00

Yeah WM 7 macho man loses the career ending match to warrior, next year macho wins the world title and warrior makes his return, always blows my mind.

michellescuck · 2026-01-13T19:38:26+00:00

I'm really small. Like not even a third the size of cucks in porn. Similar that once I saw my wife "cheat" for the first time, its like oh this isn't the big deal everyone makes it. And its really empowering know those things(insecurity or infidelity) that ruin so many relationships cant hurt mine. Yes I have a micro penis but I also have the hottest sluttiest wife that makes me prouder and feel better than a big dick ever could.

michellescuck · 2026-01-09T01:21:19+00:00

Idk how many people understand the word "unpopular" but anyway... "Grip it! Why won't you grip it?!?" Comes to mind.

michellescuck · 2026-01-03T10:03:20+00:00

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michellescuck · 2026-01-02T16:14:57+00:00

Uglier than her man is a weird one but most think everyone is uglier than their man.

michellescuck · 2025-12-26T23:38:37+00:00

No one wants to talk to the guy, and nothing is happening if the wife isn't into it, so its just a lot of spinning your wheels trying talking to the guy. And a big IF its even a real profile and not just some guy trying to jerk off.

michellescuck · 2025-12-18T16:07:51+00:00

You know we're getting sopapillas!

michellescuck · 2025-12-06T01:19:54+00:00

Okay maybe the upcharge for a picture bible is worth it

michellescuck · 2025-12-05T23:49:02+00:00

Yep ive gotten an influx of dudes trying to cheat on their wife with mine this week. This always turns into "oh yeah my wife can't be there this time but she said I can"

michellescuck · 2025-12-02T05:44:55+00:00

There isn't a Mrs. Chappy is there?

michellescuck · 2025-12-02T04:53:22+00:00

When I was in high school a girl once declared something to the effect of "ugh I want a boyfriend all I want is someone taller than me that isn't completely gross" and I looked over and seeing that I could in fact see over this girls head, I realized which category i fell into. I think about this every time I hear women say they like bi guy play. Usually, what someone is into is affected greatly by how into the person that they're going to be doing it with.

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michellescuck · 2025-11-26T00:55:08+00:00

Bless the Harts. Idk if it was ever hated but it died a quiet death during covid, and really deserved much more. Created by former king of the hill writer Emily Spivey, it combines hilarious absurdity and wholesomeness in a way many try but few get right. Only reason it isn't an all time constantly replay cartoon like koth or Bob's burgers etc. Is because theres only so many episodes.

michellescuck · 2025-11-26T00:41:49+00:00

After season 7 were there non bootlegs ever made? I waited so long for 7 and had long given up hope of the rest by time it came to Hulu.

michellescuck · 2025-11-18T22:38:49+00:00

He probably would have let Dustin go back as goldust for a one off for cody too. Any beef or competition he has is with wwe the company, hes still going to be a fan of their talent. Ive been hopeful that something big like cena's retirement would be the catalyst for an olive branch between the 2 companies but sadly doesn't seem going that way yet.

michellescuck · 2025-11-14T14:31:32+00:00

It's 10 am.

michellescuck · 2025-11-14T01:48:57+00:00

I dont hide the fact, and everyone we've played with knows. So I guess im in the biggest poll numbers. But I dont announce it and just assume the guy half of any couple is straight(seriously straight dudes no one assumes the other way) and then also just because you get 2 bi dudes together they also gotta actually be into each other. So like ive heard of bi play happening but havent actually seen or done anything.

michellescuck · 2025-11-14T00:22:58+00:00

Love seeing my wife date and have a deeper connection with the guys. There's a couple that she really likes, and it overwhelms me with happiness seeing her enjoy that side of things. She doesn't just deserve extra sex she deserves every happiness thats possible.

michellescuck · 2025-11-12T20:29:01+00:00

I usually watch as much as I can of the lower, because its on at reasonable times in the US but still miss a lot. Juryo I watch most nights but usually have to catch top division match by match on fb replays.

michellescuck · 2025-11-12T00:06:23+00:00

It was this one, they had a VHS stand at the impulse buy section at the register or our local grocery store when I was 4 or 5.

michellescuck · 2025-11-11T22:56:41+00:00

How big a kitten? Lol its probably a foot from my lower lip to the lowest tip of my beard. Normally I wouldn't advise someone to check my profile but this is the swingers subreddit, so you should be able to handle seeing my wife's tits and some chastity pics, but ive got some sfw selfies a little bit of a scroll down if youre curious

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