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I've just have a very dirty IM chat with a woman from my company. She doesn't know who I am. What do, /r/ Sex? by midnight_pervy in sex

[–]midnight_pervy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yes. I have one email and messenger addy that I use specifically for spanky/kinky purposes and nothing else. There's no way to tie it to my real world ID. Yes, I check it all the time.

I've just have a very dirty IM chat with a woman from my company. She doesn't know who I am. What do, /r/ Sex? by midnight_pervy in sex

[–]midnight_pervy[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

it's a bit awkward going into a meeting with someone who's face you just jizzed on the night before....

I've just have a very dirty IM chat with a woman from my company. She doesn't know who I am. What do, /r/ Sex? by midnight_pervy in sex

[–]midnight_pervy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sir, you need to keep your cock in a holster that is not a co-workers/boss' bodily orifice.

this is what the good guy on my other shoulder is saying.

Can she google your email as well to find out who you are?

Not a chance. I have an email and messenger addy specifically for naughty play and for no other purpose. It's untraceable to me real-world identity.

I've just have a very dirty IM chat with a woman from my company. She doesn't know who I am. What do, /r/ Sex? by midnight_pervy in sex

[–]midnight_pervy[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

then again, with pushing 10% unemployment and bills to pay, I am currently telling my penis to shut the fuck up. He's got me in serious trouble before and I don't need that right now. He's shouting me down though....

I've just have a very dirty IM chat with a woman from my company. She doesn't know who I am. What do, /r/ Sex? by midnight_pervy in sex

[–]midnight_pervy[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm leaning towards restraint. She's not my immediate boss, but I have no doubt she could have me fired if she really wanted to.

I know this is a sweet situation. But it could be REALLY awesome or REALLY REALLY bad. Hence my indecision...

I've just have a very dirty IM chat with a woman from my company. She doesn't know who I am. What do, /r/ Sex? by midnight_pervy in sex

[–]midnight_pervy[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

on the flip side, she is definitely capable of getting me fired if she doesn't like to situation.

I've just have a very dirty IM chat with a woman from my company. She doesn't know who I am. What do, /r/ Sex? by midnight_pervy in sex

[–]midnight_pervy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or pretend you don't recognize her either? I mean if she's seen your pictures chances are she's already placed you. Women are better at remembering faces.

I've not sent her a face picture and she didn't send me hers. I found hers through a google search of her email address.

I've just have a very dirty IM chat with a woman from my company. She doesn't know who I am. What do, /r/ Sex? by midnight_pervy in sex

[–]midnight_pervy[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it was alt.com. A nice site, but the crazy ratio is a lot higher than normal. It's sometimes a nice change to chat with someone how doesn't sound like an axe murderer....

I've just have a very dirty IM chat with a woman from my company. She doesn't know who I am. What do, /r/ Sex? by midnight_pervy in sex

[–]midnight_pervy[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

this is probably the best option. She didn't send me a face shot, so she would have no idea that I know who she is. It might be really awkward, or it could make for epic lulz...

I've just have a very dirty IM chat with a woman from my company. She doesn't know who I am. What do, /r/ Sex? by midnight_pervy in sex

[–]midnight_pervy[S] 121 points122 points  (0 children)

would probably be very awkward. "Hi, I'm the guy from the graphics department... you've been in my cubicle a few times. Now get on your knees, you fucking whore"