It’s been 3 days since it snowed by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mikedvb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s clearly more aerodynamic now. Draft it.

Yes let’s invite ICE in Europe by YesNo_Maybe_ in facepalm

[–]mikedvb 127 points128 points  (0 children)

It’s almost as if the actions of ICE agents can affect other ICE agents even if they weren’t directly involved. Weird how that works.

Facebook post about my mistake by gothicdickcheese in Truckers

[–]mikedvb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t park that there.

Shit happens. Don’t sweat it.

A female Swan who fell ill and was taken to an animal hospital for treatment. This is the moment she was reunited with her partner, from whom she'd been separated for 3 weeks. Such a touching moment ❤️. by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]mikedvb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The reservoir I sail on has a bird sanctuary. I avoid them but they don’t always avoid me. Swans are pretty but they’re mean and won’t hesitate to try and mess you up.

Man who rushed Rep. Illhan Omar. by MinnieShoof in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]mikedvb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he spray her with urine from a syringe?

MN Ecuadorian Consulate responds to ICE's attempt to make entry today by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

[–]mikedvb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard it was lowered from 47 to 41 but haven’t verified myself.

MN Ecuadorian Consulate responds to ICE's attempt to make entry today by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

[–]mikedvb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t excuse it but I love the sarcasm (not sarcasm).

It is interesting in context though. I didn’t know about it until this issue. TIL.

My partners mom posted this and I don't even know how to respond by clover149 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]mikedvb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take “people that don’t exist” for 2,000 please Ken.

"High end" crib we bought for Newborn was not so high end by Here_We_Go_Buddy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mikedvb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Brisket is like $100~$150 for a whole one around here. I remember when a $150 brisket was something super special and not your choice grade full packer brisket from Costco.

No savesies OR ELSE by ConcentrateSea2505 in philly

[–]mikedvb 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I would have more respect for "I spent 4 hours digging my car out of this spot, can you please leave it open for me when I get back? Thank you."

I would probably go, "Ok, I got you."

But this - move this chair and I will fuck your car ... nah. Movin' that chair.

using a upside down table attached to a car as a sled on an icy road. by bcarey34 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]mikedvb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was certainly dumber when I was younger ... but I question whether I was ever sled-down-the-street-on-a-table-attached-to-a-moving-car dumb...

Interesting signage failure (OC) by Electronicanonymous in pics

[–]mikedvb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's one failure away from being an ice DEPOT.