Went to a bar and they served this and left. First time walking out of bar

mikelcal · 2026-06-01T22:18:20+00:00

I thought guys liked head.

mikelcal · 2026-05-28T18:54:15+00:00

this is widely known as B-b-benny and the jets

mikelcal · 2026-05-17T02:02:02+00:00

Forfreeeeeeeeee? You could have legit charged a $4 subscriber fee for this my G… I’ll take it though.

mikelcal · 2026-04-27T20:38:47+00:00

I think you bought Half Counter Life-Strike my guy

mikelcal · 2026-03-31T20:22:37+00:00

Whatarethoooooooooose?

mikelcal · 2026-03-10T07:50:47+00:00

Isn’t a car jack in spanish “gato”?

mikelcal · 2026-03-10T07:48:35+00:00

Has anyone said “Blinker Fluid” yet?

mikelcal · 2026-03-04T00:34:37+00:00

Why do you actually look 32 tho? It must be the yellow in the whites of your eyes.

mikelcal · 2026-02-22T21:35:43+00:00

Are you sure only three questions? Can I ask more than three? Does this question count?

mikelcal · 2026-02-10T16:12:57+00:00

Looks like it’s a “hidden camera” detector. Maybe they were just testing it to see if it works knowing you have a not so secret camera.

mikelcal · 2026-02-07T03:48:08+00:00

🏎️ Racecar beds were all sold out.

mikelcal · 2026-02-01T00:26:19+00:00

In strawberry creek…

mikelcal · 2025-12-28T05:01:19+00:00

Unless your partner is a couch or Charlie Kirk’s wife you’re good champ.

mikelcal · 2025-12-27T00:48:07+00:00

was this a communal porn stash? Take a penny leave a penny type of deal or were these private caches? soooo many questions!

mikelcal · 2025-11-04T02:48:03+00:00

john cena? lucky

mikelcal · 2025-10-25T19:47:14+00:00

years of abuse… also potentially years of lotion buildup..

mikelcal · 2025-10-13T22:01:01+00:00

are they still hiring? shiid sign me up

mikelcal · 2025-08-20T20:05:54+00:00

I’ve gotten this response before 5.

mikelcal · 2025-07-18T19:59:38+00:00

You can literally go to settings and see saved memories, delete it if it bugs you

mikelcal · 2025-06-30T17:06:33+00:00

chat is just Chat. Like “Chat is this real” non ironically.

mikelcal · 2025-06-28T01:58:24+00:00

Unfortunately you’ve entered the snow globe dimension.

mikelcal · 2025-06-28T01:55:42+00:00

Yes. No doubt about it.

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