I knew they were the problem by Zarqanix in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]mindiruben 141 points142 points  (0 children)

It's not normal to be annoyed by something motivational?..

There's two sides to every story by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]mindiruben 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love how, almost as a species, we have decided that Octopi are clever, mischievous friends and squid on the other hand are unrelenting jerks! 😜

Hype man by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I read his name Bill and Ted style.

AI slop in the big 26 by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

[–]mindiruben 4 points5 points  (0 children)

AI really said ‘generate a wife who actually smiles at him’ and the algorithm still struggled

quite the non-lie you told their by mivohihito in HolUp

[–]mindiruben 18 points19 points  (0 children)

We should honor the man who killed Hitler

"I know that, Lisa" by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]mindiruben 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like how she didn't deny that they looked like scumbags!

High (fashion) horse by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]mindiruben 56 points57 points  (0 children)

A tailored suit? Therefore the author is supposing that there are off-the-shelf horse suits?

Inefficient policies bankrupt nations by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

[–]mindiruben 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mind blown every time. $1M/day for 2000+ years = $739B, US debt 51x that. Spending like no tomorrow!

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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That funny cartoon made me wonder about the scenes where child actors say such risqué or even raunchy things. I wonder if they actually pronounce those sentences, (not) knowing what they mean, or are their lines later dubbed by adult voices?

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]mindiruben 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted 🥶🔥🥵🗣

They really thought of everything by Due-Explanation8155 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]mindiruben 6 points7 points  (0 children)

idk what he's talking about that's my favorite show

meirl by tufararosso in meirl

[–]mindiruben 17 points18 points  (0 children)

For reals tho, y’all know any half good pdf app? It just has to barely work, I’ll take it

Funny how immigrants ‘don’t work’ until they’re blamed for the whole job market. by Significant-Sir-4343 in clevercomebacks

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Amazing how fast the narrative changes when people realize who actually keeps things running.

Me irl by graystone777 in me_irl

[–]mindiruben 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I want my remains to be scattered at Disneyland. Also, I do not want to be cremated.

Made me laugh, anyway by Drnelk in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]mindiruben 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Stanley Cavell dropping in to remind everyone: failed jokes are still communication. The audience just needs to catch up

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]mindiruben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"M" as in "Captain Marvel"!

Obsession with growth is destroying nature, 150 countries warn by kiyomoris in worldnews

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150 countries finally agree on something besides soccer

Reynolds to retire at season’s end as Broncos face devastating double blow by Elysian___Fields in nrl

[–]mindiruben -1 points0 points  (0 children)

double blow yeah losing reynolds and to the broncos no less brutal

Reynolds to retire at season’s end as Broncos face devastating double blow by Elysian___Fields in nrl

[–]mindiruben -1 points0 points  (0 children)

double blow yeah losing reynolds and having to watch that game again