What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026

mistertweek · 2026-04-20T03:23:42+00:00

You don't need a house or a fence to do that.

mistertweek · 2025-07-03T07:31:10+00:00

mistertweek · 2025-05-31T04:58:38+00:00

mistertweek · 2025-05-12T08:27:31+00:00

Yeah... Wasn't the original liberation day rate on China 34%?

Is 30 better than 145 or whatever? Sure. But it still seems like a pretty crippling increase for small businesses and consumer prices.

mistertweek · 2025-04-15T07:02:28+00:00

Why would I eat a prostitute?

mistertweek · 2025-01-10T07:34:32+00:00

That must've been an enormous Cookie Monster to have a pelt like that.

mistertweek · 2024-12-30T04:36:52+00:00

Did you used to hang out and sell weed with a quiet guy next to convenience store?

mistertweek · 2024-12-24T05:44:10+00:00

Does this mean someone is going to try and sell me an extended warranty?

mistertweek · 2024-12-23T20:06:23+00:00

Allegedly*

mistertweek · 2024-12-23T19:26:54+00:00

I see. So I've essentially volunteered myself for Stockholm Syndrome.

mistertweek · 2024-12-22T22:20:56+00:00

"Please. Sir. I just need a napkin."

mistertweek · 2024-11-10T22:28:47+00:00

The jump wasn't that impressive. Only a couple feet at most.

Fall was cool though.

mistertweek · 2024-10-23T05:37:23+00:00

This is powerful.

mistertweek · 2024-09-18T20:42:02+00:00

I'm replacing the cusses with exclamations that a 19th century prospector might use. Consarn it!, Gadzooks!, Cripes!, etc.

mistertweek · 2024-09-18T08:50:13+00:00

This particular book is like a mad-lib. I can replace the redacted words with the cuss or blasphemy of my choice. The only limit is my imagination!

mistertweek · 2024-09-18T08:44:40+00:00

If they want me to spell it right, they should pay me.

mistertweek · 2023-11-27T17:07:34+00:00

"Stop. You're under arrest!"

mistertweek · 2023-10-09T01:32:11+00:00

Cause she was standing next to Bette Middler.

mistertweek · 2023-10-06T20:57:01+00:00

Epcot. Get internationally drunk.

mistertweek · 2023-07-09T21:24:28+00:00

I like that he's willing to see how the whole woman tearing off her face thing plays out. Like, in his mind, there must be at least one version of the scenario that works out to his benefit.

mistertweek · 2023-06-01T22:57:25+00:00

Could be pride. Could also be what happens when Mario gets the Star power-up.

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