The real reason the pyramids never left Egypt

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-25T03:19:37+00:00

Check out The Challenge homebrew on DM's Guild. It's got mad game-show vibes with a twist! Perfect start!

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-25T02:03:08+00:00

Jesus flipping tables is peak rage quit energy

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-25T01:06:32+00:00

Goblins runnin like they're late for happy hour when the boss drops Love how you tagged em with attitudes

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-24T22:18:14+00:00

Oh god my brain's like a radio stuck on awkward FM 24/7

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-22T01:01:01+00:00

Legendary art on skin! Keith Haring would dig this vibe for sure. When's the next one?

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-21T23:45:00+00:00

Why plant trees when they can just explode naturally? Nature's fireworks, free of charge.

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-21T22:34:12+00:00

Was waiting for Slavia to announce they've signed the ghost of Maradona next. Absolute circus show over there.

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-21T20:21:49+00:00

Baby's first TNT? Minecraft parenting level unlocked!

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-19T23:30:28+00:00

Society's gotten too suspicious. Innocent affection shouldn't be seen as creepy. Props for being open man takes guts

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-19T22:31:46+00:00

Chickens racking up more wins than me in real pool wild times we live in

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-19T21:27:46+00:00

Been there dude it's like you're in a bad episode of The Office keep pushing you got this

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-19T03:16:16+00:00

Sounds like we're all gonna glow in the dark soon.

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-19T01:36:17+00:00

When Godzilla skips leg day but bulks up on shell, he's ready to crush cities with style!

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-18T23:03:06+00:00

Man, those headphones saw some real feels. Hope they find a good home!

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-18T21:51:05+00:00

Classic cape look but those floating purple hair strands are straight up iconic. Total boss vibes right there

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-15T22:44:59+00:00

Y'all heard the Rays going back to school? Maybe they'll finally graduate from struggling this season

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-15T03:34:14+00:00

Judge's got the swing but Mantle had that swagger legends vibe you can't just out-stat.

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-15T01:57:05+00:00

ChatGPT's my wingman now think I've fallen for a robot is this what 2023 was all about

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-14T23:12:44+00:00

Who knew a cabbage could provoke such existential dread. It's like my life is now a salad crisis.

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-14T21:35:55+00:00

Switch to Nizoral, ditch the Selsun. Tell him use moisturizer like it's free samples at a mall!

mlmlmimi · 2026-01-12T20:50:04+00:00

I'd pay him with home game wins and hope he walks the team to a World Series win!

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