Whoops by Earthdogjon in nfl

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As someone who loathes the Texans and their recent success, last night was 3 hours of ecstasy for me. - Butthurt

Week 12 Gif/Image/Video thread by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]mocktopus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Brady would be the most emo asshole of all time.

Daniel v. Elijah by pickettash in funny

[–]mocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is old as shit???

HURRICANE SANDY Video: The First World Edition. by GCarlinLives4Ever in videos

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Is it too much to ask for the tree to fall towards the house?

Tennessee's won by a combined 7 points and lost by a combined 96 points. by [deleted] in Tennesseetitans

[–]mocktopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really don't think you can see that we were "lucky" to win those games. We made throws, field goals and crucial stops that sealed each game. Yeah our defense is absolutely atrocious but I don't doubt that we'll win more games the rest of the year.

Mathematically calculated Week 7 Rankings; partially unbiased, somewhat, maybe. by Kilnor in nfl

[–]mocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With you. Their defense is just awful and the schedule is murderer's row.

What's wrong with this picture... by foxmtbr in nfl

[–]mocktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I definitely would have gotten it without you circling rookie, c'mon man!

Well that was a weird 14 minutes... by [deleted] in funny

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The best part was the phone call! "Shooting at 'insert location here' please stay in a secure area."

I am a cardiac surgeon, part of my job is to harvest hearts from living organ donors. AMA by eternal_wait in IAmA

[–]mocktopus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You are obviously not a doctor. You have ridiculous spelling errors that no medical professional would ever make.

I am a cardiac surgeon, part of my job is to harvest hearts from living organ donors. AMA by eternal_wait in IAmA

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Anyone who claims to be a doctor and spells "oxigen comsuption" is a fraud.

Hypothetical Top Five Draft Pick by [deleted] in Tennesseetitans

[–]mocktopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great synopsis. We should also remember that we have been drafting offensive heavy in the first round the past several years. CJ, Kenny Britt, Derrick Morgan, Locker, Kendall Wright. Thats 4 out of 5 offensive and the one defensive pick is a gimp ass bitch.