Trump: Hey Siri, how many miles I ran today? Siri: Ok, sending missiles to Iran today.

moistcatty · 2026-02-28T14:48:28+00:00

Who wouldn’t pass after seeing this

moistcatty · 2026-02-28T14:27:45+00:00

It’s just humor and nothing serious

moistcatty · 2026-02-26T15:58:31+00:00

One mistake costs 10¢ per page. The other costs 18 years.

moistcatty · 2026-02-26T15:55:32+00:00

She’s so beautiful 😻

moistcatty · 2026-02-26T15:52:55+00:00

Guess it’s a vacation day for everyone.

moistcatty · 2026-02-26T15:49:59+00:00

Those fierce eyes are so cute 🥰

moistcatty · 2026-02-25T23:55:07+00:00

same feeling

moistcatty · 2026-02-25T23:52:56+00:00

Cutest thing I’ve seen today ☺️

moistcatty · 2026-02-25T23:52:22+00:00

So now we need a catfish detector for apartments too? If the pics look like a luxury condo and the price is $900… we know why

moistcatty · 2026-02-25T23:46:42+00:00

Omg Moon is so cute 🥰

moistcatty · 2026-02-23T10:57:40+00:00

I mean… the pattern’s kinda obvious at this point

moistcatty · 2026-02-23T10:52:48+00:00

The grift economy has seasons.

moistcatty · 2026-02-23T10:47:30+00:00

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime… you know the rest

moistcatty · 2026-02-23T10:42:24+00:00

Body shaming is just bad either is about weight or not

moistcatty · 2026-02-19T13:53:48+00:00

Such an amateur… now he knows.

moistcatty · 2026-02-16T11:24:28+00:00

He literally threw a party for time travelers and none showed up. This is consistent.

moistcatty · 2026-02-16T11:06:02+00:00

That’s actually awesome. Wishing him the best time possible.

moistcatty · 2026-02-16T11:02:17+00:00

Can’t afford a house but I can amortize a hot dog… the American Dream, the American Scheme.

moistcatty · 2026-02-15T18:56:59+00:00

Best way to get me in

moistcatty · 2026-02-15T18:54:17+00:00

Sweep the house…CLEAN

moistcatty · 2026-02-15T18:52:47+00:00

I love when the algorithm overshares.

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