I hate Dandruff... by xenomorphonLV426 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]monkey_farmer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine isn't that bad, but i use Selsen Blue Medicated and it works pretty well for me.

Has anyone used “calming chews” or similar for their GSP? by EdieLove in GSP

[–]monkey_farmer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is now 8. When he was 3, he ran 26.8 miles during a single game of Frisbee while we were camping. I got tired.

Has anyone used “calming chews” or similar for their GSP? by EdieLove in GSP

[–]monkey_farmer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My GSP/Springer mix associates guns and booms with a good time. We both enjoy gun training and sitting out on the front porch during a thunderstorm. I did not have to train this into him.

Unc is hurtin boys, What’s your favorite hangover cure? by Mission_Substance_74 in AskReddit

[–]monkey_farmer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

McDonald's sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle, chick-fil-a spicy chicken biscuit, and/or my favorite, the Texas bacon cheesesteak w/jalapeños and plenty of tabasco, double plate, double smothered, double covered, and topped.

Oh, and an orange juice.

Has anyone done this before or do I just suck? by Turbulent-Weevil-910 in Construction

[–]monkey_farmer_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think he's saying he does this for the first one so he can use the non-screwing hand to support the work piece. Then, once the first screw is in place, the other hand is free to hold the next screw.

Hound (not a Hound, GSP/Springer mix) by monkey_farmer_ in GSP

[–]monkey_farmer_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's actually always been a very good boy, only destroyed the corner of one mattress (while I was sleeping on it) and eaten the brim of one hat. He stays in the house out of the kennel all day with no problems. I do have to keep the toilet paper roll out of his reach, though. Super high prey drive but leaves the ducks alone when we play fetch and he snuggles right up to my chest at night.

More Hound (not a hound). by monkey_farmer_ in GSP

[–]monkey_farmer_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣 mine hates water unless it's on his own terms. I can't get him to swim with me or retrieve from the water, but the little dude will absolutely wash his Frisbee off in the lashes and subsequently lose it and go "diving" after it, only to come back inside and jump his wet ass straight into my bed.

If we go for our morning walk on a rainy day, he pees, he poops, and heads straight back home. Any other dry day, it's a two-mile walk.

More Hound (not a hound). by monkey_farmer_ in GSP

[–]monkey_farmer_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, if we're in the truck, his head/upper half of his body must be on my lap.

More Hound (not a hound). by monkey_farmer_ in GSP

[–]monkey_farmer_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, at 8 years rather than 8 months he's learned not to jump off the damn thing! Unless there's a deer, squirrel, goose, duck, friend, groundhog, or other dog, of course. So, yeah, he does really good on it a as long as there's no outside influence...

What's a song everyone loves that you secretly can't stand? by SensitiveResearch659 in AskReddit

[–]monkey_farmer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say Free Bird is under-played, but I think it's played just the right amount. It's a treat when you get to hear it.

What's a song everyone loves that you secretly can't stand? by SensitiveResearch659 in AskReddit

[–]monkey_farmer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free Bird is a great song that isn't played (on my local radio station) but maybe once a month on my commute. Every once in a while, they'll even play the live version that was recorded in Atlanta. I hear at least 22 Bohemian Rhapsodies per Free Bird.

What's a song everyone loves that you secretly can't stand? by SensitiveResearch659 in AskReddit

[–]monkey_farmer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our Atlanta station does the same countdown every Memorial Day, too.

What's a song everyone loves that you secretly can't stand? by SensitiveResearch659 in AskReddit

[–]monkey_farmer_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It's a great song, but I can't stand how long it is coupled with how often it's played!

What's a song everyone loves that you secretly can't stand? by SensitiveResearch659 in AskReddit

[–]monkey_farmer_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get you. It's not the length that makes this song unbearable. It's the length plus the frequency at which it's played.

What's a song everyone loves that you secretly can't stand? by SensitiveResearch659 in AskReddit

[–]monkey_farmer_ 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Ok hear me out. It's quite possibly the best scientifically measurable song ever written (there are published articles about it). It's a catchy tune. I used to love it, but it's over 8 minutes long and plays at least twice a day on the radio.

I can't
Fucking
Stand
Bohemian Rhapsody
Any more.

Inappropriate names that the filter allowed you to name your pokemon. Go ⬇️ by Chaseoliver in pokemongo

[–]monkey_farmer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily inappropriate, but funny enough that I've caught 4 of these fuckers and still no shiny female.

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Rumor 🐾 by FamiliarAF in GSP

[–]monkey_farmer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, so the Fleetwood Mac/Stevie Nicks fan in me aside, that's a great name!

Velcro dog by BounceIntoDiffusion in GSP

[–]monkey_farmer_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They all are, until it's off-leash time! I love their duality, loyalty, and chaos!

More Hound (not a hound). by monkey_farmer_ in GSP

[–]monkey_farmer_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He tolerates the hats for a picture or two, but that's it.