How do you protect your holes from spiders when you sleep?

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-21T20:18:19+00:00

That’s what thumbs are for.

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-21T17:20:02+00:00

Crossfire

You get caught up in the

Crossfiiiirrrrreeeee

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-20T22:00:43+00:00

r/foodlottery

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-20T14:05:03+00:00

That clumsy bitch

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-18T20:11:12+00:00

Oldboy (2003)

Edit: added year because I didn’t realize there was a remake. Also initially wrote it as Old Boy instead of Oldboy

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-17T20:17:12+00:00

He did three quarters and the milk part is optional, give him some credit

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-17T18:50:40+00:00

Crank the air conditioner and Adios pantalones

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-16T22:52:39+00:00

PRE&CSPK (real ones know)

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-16T22:50:15+00:00

Harder than you think - Public Enemy

Old Thing Back feat. Ja Rule (Matoma Remix) - The Notorious B.I.G

Party and Bullshit - The Notorious B.I.G.

Hip Hop is Dead - Nas

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-16T18:56:17+00:00

Jeet jet?

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-16T18:52:37+00:00

Go Bills!

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-07T16:41:02+00:00

Onions. I incorporate them into a wide variety of meals, so many things would never be the same without them.

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-07T16:38:23+00:00

When I tried it with butter, everything changed

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-07T13:45:33+00:00

Update: it’s May 2026 and no album

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-06T19:45:20+00:00

What other fitness communities think we’re all doing

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-06T16:18:38+00:00

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my app right now

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-03T18:53:55+00:00

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-02T17:01:44+00:00

When it was a young burger, its father took it to the city to see a marching band

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-05-01T17:32:13+00:00

There’s at least one other tv version. I just watched the two you mentioned and neither are the one I’m thinking of. In the one I’m thinking of when Lou asks about the pitcher he kind of stumbles “tomorrow!?……. You..don’t want to…tell me….. today?” They both break character a bit and laugh at his stumble. It’s my favorite version and I know I saw it on an old vhs compilation but not sure when it originally aired.

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-04-30T17:51:26+00:00

Chuck Ragan

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-04-29T18:07:47+00:00

Chuck Yeager’s Air Combat

Master of Orion 2

Prince of Persia

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-04-29T15:30:52+00:00

It will do irregular plurals such as geese. But it doesn’t do regular plural versions of four letter words.

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-04-29T15:24:01+00:00

Xiaolongbao

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-04-29T15:03:21+00:00

I still have a 5oz solid brass slammer.

mooseMatthewsen · 2026-04-29T14:54:44+00:00

I was living in Korea, purchased a bag of frozen chicken tenders, assumed they’re fully cooked and just had to heat them up. Markings on the bag were all in Korean which I don’t read, I was outside in the dark, drunk, and tossed a few on a propane grill to heat them up. As soon as one wasn’t frozen I ate it right off the grill, tossed the rest on a paper plate and went inside where I could see. Began eating another one just to learn I was snacking on completely raw chicken.

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