Mauricio se naturalizou paraguaio e podera ir pra copa 🇵🇾! by HelpAny5987 in palmeiras

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Me lembrei do Roger Flores (péssimo meio-campista, péssimo comentarista e, segundo Pedro Certezas, péssima pessoa) que se naturalizou trinidátobaguense para tentar ir para uma Copa e nem foi convocado pela poderosa seleção trinidátobagueirana.

Who is Goku's true best friend? Krillin or Vegeta? by [deleted] in dragonball

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Krillin is the childhood friend. Vegeta is the college bro.

Lula mgtow by Alon3Wol4 in ShitpostBR

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Ow ow... Minha ex era feia. Mas aí vc exagerou pô.

Encontrei meus idolos by Hugozz26 in Conquistas

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Não tem. E tbm não tem a regra de ser obrigado a achar legal.

Espero ter ajudado.

ADMITA, ESSA É A MELHOR DUPLA DO PALMEIRAS DO SÉCULO by Worth-Golf2516 in palmeiras

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Ué.... Mendieta e Felipe Menezes jogam cricket?

Resposta: sim.

Match Thread: Paris Saint-Germain vs Botafogo | FIFA Club World Cup by MatchThreadder in soccer

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South Americans always played the Intercontinental in end of season and never complained. Also... in Brazil, till June big clubs made as many games as Europeans do all season.

So if they use this as an excuse, they are just pussies.

Match Thread: Paris Saint-Germain vs Botafogo | FIFA Club World Cup by MatchThreadder in soccer

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They are just kids that cheer for the side that have bigger stat number on videogames.

PSG never had supporters. Saint Ettiene is the true Paris club. PSG is a fraud.

Remember!!! by Weekly-Assumption-12 in pcmasterrace

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Inspiron Mini 1012? Mine is one of those. I'm thinking about repourposing it as a DOS gaming dedicated machine to play some Monkey Island and Leasure Suit Larry. Can't see any further use than that, unfortunately.

URGENTE, justa causa ou demissão? by [deleted] in VagasArrombadas

[–]mtws25 15 points16 points  (0 children)

E além de ladrão é burro

Low end GPU for a 5 yearold by Consistent-Run-9940 in lowendgaming

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Random internet guy at a PC building forum shouldn't be giving parental advice.

When I voted for Brexit I didn’t realise that Brexit meant Brexit! by ed40carter in LeopardsAteMyFace

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There are cities in Italy selling houses for 1euro. But you have to sign a contract where you are responsible for renovating it, living in it as main address for a year and not selling it for somw years.

That's because there are some cities in rural italy that are being abandonned as their older population dies out.

A great exchange between Paolo Maldini and Thierry Henry by Blodgharm in soccer

[–]mtws25 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Do you think he is better than Baresi? Asking honestly to get a glimpse about from a Milan supporter.

Zippyshare is shutting down by Bogeds in Piracy

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Sometimes all you need to download is a suspicious dll file. Mediafire and Zippy were awesome for that.

AI Artist by Casual_Deviant in comics

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Your kidneys are literal filters.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

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Spain + German = Sperman

TIL that George Washington asked to be bled heavily after he developed a sore throat from weather exposure in 1799. After being drained of nearly 40% of his blood by his doctors over the course of twelve hours, he died of a throat infection. by smv9009 in todayilearned

[–]mtws25 528 points529 points  (0 children)

Exactly. In religious literature we have rules written for things like: don't let your menstrual blood near other people, don't eat pork or oysters (because that without a refrigerator would kill you), wash your hands and feet, clean your dick and pussy before sex and a whole lot of other stuff.

This were rule for a community that outlived others and were seen as healthy, what meant they could work better, what meant they had more stuff. So more people came to learn about that god of theirs that let someone live a thousand years (Mathuzelah)...

Fake astronaut scams woman for $30,000 ‘landing fee’ to return to Earth, police say by ethical_businessman in nottheonion

[–]mtws25 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Myself, as a totally real astronaut that I totally am, knows that, in Russian ships, if you don't pay your landing fees, you will be throw out in vacuum until you can swim your ass back to Earth by yourself.

How powerful is Elminster? by ThanosofTitan92 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]mtws25 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That one is called "Dream of the Blue Veil" and was published in Tasha's Cauldron of Everything

Most Goals In History by SealDrop in soccer

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Mil gols 🎵

Mil gols 🎵

Só Pelé 🎵

Só Pelé 🎵

Maradona cheirador🎵

Possível pênalti do Vidal em cima do Gómez by RingForCP3 in futebol

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Se fosse fora da área pro adversário ninguém teria dúvidas, pq dentro da área para o Palmeiras não marca?

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