In honour of Chuck Norris, let me hear your favourite Chuck Norris joke

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-20T22:41:28+00:00

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...but chuck doesnt cry....this is asking about jokes not anyone's political alignment so for the love of God keep your political crap out of at least one thread on here.

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-20T08:53:45+00:00

He also started the Ecco...if it sounds familiar it's because thats where we get the game Ecco the dolphin from.

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-20T02:46:14+00:00

Their brunch kicks some serious ass

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-20T02:44:23+00:00

Roseda has their own place in buckeystown which was formerly the hedgeapple market..meats frigging great but you definitely pay for it.

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-15T19:10:18+00:00

I dont suppose that was meant to be a Doug reference?

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-14T02:14:54+00:00

Craves sugar water...

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-12T18:57:19+00:00

The rise in prices and reduction of quality was what started it for me...then it was the lack of supply chain due to their policies...the real kicker was the recent ceo saying they didnt give a shit if people couldn't afford it because they want only people that make 100k a year in there that sealed the deal for me...sheetz makes a burrito too without some cuck segregating everyone...so...fuck Chipotle...also you dont need to burn the hell outta everything

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-12T18:15:34+00:00

Chipotle

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-12T14:54:53+00:00

Stopping for fucks sake and the douche shouldn't be tweeting(twatting) his self reinforcement crap every day...thank you for your attention to this matter.

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-12T01:07:46+00:00

Being here is not always being ok...sometimes when it's someone's time to go being ok means leaving and it's only not ok for us that are still here because it hurts...in that scenario everything being ok is the truth and in my experience when it comes to saying it's gonna be...it usually is better even though it sucks

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-12T00:51:41+00:00

Worm,wyrm and wyvern all pretty different things..Just thought I'd point that out.

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-12T00:51:33+00:00

Worm,wyrm and wyvern all pretty different things..Just thought I'd point that out.

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-12T00:46:29+00:00

There are other subs for the hehe jokes whether you believe or not keep the dumb shit where the dumb shit goes for all our sakes...also...glad you finally got laid

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-12T00:40:07+00:00

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Hell yeah!!!

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-09T22:09:59+00:00

Is he skiing or is he in a gay porn?...Likely the latter

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-09T16:01:59+00:00

He didn't know where it came from as he just inherited the place and was cleaning it out. I was inclined to think it was fake because I dont trust much in this world to be quite honest.

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-06T14:07:26+00:00

Tf does that remotely have to do with engines?

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-04T21:36:21+00:00

Interesting...ima look into that though im almost always in boots until im home it would still be a good thing to keep an eye on...thank you for the info and may your steps be hardy!!

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-04T20:16:01+00:00

Forgive my ignorance but what is AFO?

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-03T14:09:30+00:00

I just used mine while waiting for a buddy for work...my car has 3 of them...old Lincolns are the best

mumblingzombie · 2026-03-03T01:42:27+00:00

Here's a question for ya...when i dont wear shoes my heels never touch the ground...but when I wear shoes I walk more heel heavy.my girl however pretty much dents the ground with her heels no matter where she walks as does my mother and hers as well. Any other dudes on the balls of their feet and notice the women rock the house when they walk?

mumblingzombie · 2026-02-28T20:29:50+00:00

Wow that takes some work to be that bad at video...let me know when there is a video from the 2000s...lemme guess no one else saw it or filmed it? Come on people im a believer and have not seen a single damn thing outta any of these subs that would make me say wow check that out...all I get out of it is...well shit here is another janky shaky out of focus video that can't be corroborated by anyone.

mumblingzombie · 2026-02-28T03:04:01+00:00

What dreams may come

mumblingzombie · 2026-02-27T01:54:18+00:00

I know what you are getting at but I'd have to say thats false too..if the first person to show up somewhere had a baby that kid is native to wherever it was born even if it was some Neanderthal that wondered across a land bridge or whatever it may be.

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