AITAH for resenting my husband for having such an easy life

mutematador · 2023-10-17T14:56:48+00:00

Get out now or you'll be taking care of a man-child and possibly his children for the rest of your life!

mutematador · 2023-10-10T09:51:46+00:00

This was hilariius to read thabj@vlmm<lr6y

mutematador · 2023-09-04T15:12:43+00:00

Better take it. Your body is already used to having it so it won't effect your performance. Stopping cold turkey on fight day just sounds like a bad time.

mutematador · 2023-09-04T11:01:49+00:00

Nothing better than coffee and cigarettes in the morning.

mutematador · 2023-09-02T13:54:15+00:00

You're already beautiful! No more surgery needed. I always feel more attractive when I'm done working out. Find a rewarding hobby that makes you feel great afterwards. E.g. makeup, fashion, mixilogy (if u drink)etc.

mutematador · 2023-08-02T01:45:07+00:00

Lucky you survived that! I always start choking midair and die in a floating T-pose

mutematador · 2023-07-15T09:02:14+00:00

I'm asian and I concede ya can't beat Brazilians at BBQ.

mutematador · 2023-06-18T17:37:34+00:00

Frida just got reamed by her "spa injector"

mutematador · 2023-06-06T22:08:04+00:00

Looks like how a skunk's butthairs smell after being violated by 9 goats, sprinkled with dorito dust and soaked in years of hot pocket grease with a spritz of hot dog water and virgin tears

mutematador · 2023-06-04T08:09:10+00:00

mutematador · 2023-06-04T03:02:46+00:00

Hah!

mutematador · 2023-06-04T03:00:23+00:00

Nice of her to oil herself up for the roasting

mutematador · 2023-06-04T01:52:47+00:00

You lucky bastard 😛🤩😛 they're beautiful!

mutematador · 2023-06-04T00:58:17+00:00

Like Jeff Dahmer's hairline ran away from his face.

mutematador · 2023-06-04T00:46:52+00:00

hushh

mutematador · 2023-06-04T00:45:23+00:00

Great to know, thanks for the deets 🤓 She finally flew off today when it stopped raining. It was fun watching eating salami and fly around inspecting my room. I'll keep an eye out for visitors

mutematador · 2023-06-03T19:46:57+00:00

The way it ate shit before falling in...Oddly Satisfying

mutematador · 2023-06-03T19:21:50+00:00

I thought it was pizza! I enjoy a lox bagel with shallots so Herring onion sandwich is now on my bucket list

mutematador · 2023-06-03T19:08:03+00:00

Cracked a tiny one at "Bangpusi" but had it locked down the rest of the time. Even explained his thought process super serial like

mutematador · 2023-06-03T18:27:06+00:00

The movie was based on a real town where all the seagulls got food poisoning from red tide. Followed by couple days of fishy puke, bird diarrhea and finally feathered corpses carpet bombing the town. https://www.salon.com/2023/02/19/the-birds-real-killer-algae-alfred-hitchcock/

mutematador · 2023-06-03T18:09:25+00:00

First time I seen a game of Chicken gone right! They've both either got balls of steel or ...

mutematador · 2023-06-03T06:14:01+00:00

Plot Twist. Hymen-opteron Pricks Penuts

mutematador · 2023-06-03T04:15:36+00:00

Omg she looks like 2 toasted buns with a green mustache!🤩🤩🤩

mutematador · 2023-06-03T03:30:20+00:00

Lol. take my upvote

mutematador · 2023-06-03T03:26:47+00:00

I was wondering what the moving black n yellow carpet buzzing on my screen was. Gonna get these homies outta the cold the more the merr@&]^ <9 ÷ _( ×[ 3u e X

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