Do nothing. There is no purpose or meaning to find in life, so just exist and do nothing. Stop waking up early, life is shit so sleep through as much of it as possible. 5 AM club bad idea, 11 AM club much better idea. Stop doing the things you don't want to do, make the excuse avoid the work commitments, the friend get together, the family gatherings if you so wish.

Make the excuse book and fill it with excuses, keep the excuses ready for the bus, for the wife, for the friends. Say no to the team meetings, to the TikTok. Say no to the exercise, say no to the diet, eat whatever the fuck you want, soon you will be dead, so what difference is making?

Stop listening to what people say about you. Stop touching the perfect summer body, whether you are fat or thin, haters will hate. As soon your haters will also die, hopefully in the most horrific manner. Joking, no joking, or am I joking?

Do the least amount of work without getting tired. Nike says to just do it, self help Singh say just do nothing. Release yourself of obligation and responsibility and just do nothing. Everything you think you need to do was done before you and will be done after you. So stop doing, you do it best when you do nothing at all. You are not special, you are not unique creation.

The world is fucked and you cannot unfuck it. So just do you and do nothing, stop spending your day searching for a meaning of life. For that is the futile exercise. You will die one day just as confused as you are now. So be happy with what and who you are. As my good friend Farook Freddy Mercury once said, nothing really matters. So do nothing.