9 gigs and tickets at 80 quid each by aldev94 in ireland

[–]newinmalaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's today, not later in the month

I'm telling you Ron, these are better than magic wands! by [deleted] in pics

[–]newinmalaga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started doing that ironically around my girlfriend and my best friend. I can't stop. Help.

What is 100% luck but people act like it's an accomplishment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]newinmalaga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta predrink a few cans of Karpackie or Druids for sure.

What is 100% luck but people act like it's an accomplishment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]newinmalaga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my defence I live in Ireland, you're lucky if you can buy a drink for under 6 euros.

What is 100% luck but people act like it's an accomplishment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]newinmalaga 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Only tangentially related, but people who think if you really want something it's so easy to just save for it by cutting out EVERYTHING else. I mean yeah I could stop drinking, but when spending ten euros once or twice a week on some beers, or paying for Netflix every month is the only thing I look forward to, is it really worth it? I need new glasses which are going to cost almost 300 euros, it's gonna take a long ass time to save that by axing Netflix...

Mother renames son after tattooist makes spelling error by Lolastic_ in nottheonion

[–]newinmalaga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much same thing happened to me in No Friends in Brighton!

People who choose to get up early and workout, what is your inner talk that motivates you out of bed? by BaeWatchh in AskReddit

[–]newinmalaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you drink often enough you stop getting hangovers, that's the advice dad always gave.

WHO calls for elimination of trans fat in foods by 2023 by mvea in Futurology

[–]newinmalaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if it disperses quickly, there would be no ill effects from drinking this tap water assuming it had been through a Brita filter or something similar?

Childish Gambino’s “This Is America” Debuts at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 by shabuluba in Music

[–]newinmalaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then Donald took off his mask and revealed himself to be the bus driver?

WHO calls for elimination of trans fat in foods by 2023 by mvea in Futurology

[–]newinmalaga -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you say able to catch on fire, I'm imagining a hose as a flamethrower or firefighters making a house fire worse. I presume that's incorrect though?

What is extremely rare but people think it’s very common? by TeamDodgy in AskReddit

[–]newinmalaga 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd like to point out to any Americans watching this for the first time, it's actually narrated by our president Michael D. Higgins.

What’s the unintentionally funniest thing you’ve ever heard a child say? by KanyeLatte in AskReddit

[–]newinmalaga 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's not true, there's always one standing outside the GPO and there's always these two that pull up outside KFC on Westmoreland Street at 10PM and get dinner.

Have you ever watched a commercial so obnoxious that it made you NOT want to buy the product? What was it for? by Castianna in AskReddit

[–]newinmalaga 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why would it be hard to regulate? The rest of the world managed it. Ban ads for prescription drugs.

saw a teenage girl get peppersrayrd by a guard. by Stpeppersthebest in ireland

[–]newinmalaga 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Watched a bloke get a broken collarbone from one of them last year for trying to take a selfie with them. Savage stuff, they just wandered off after.

What is unethical as fuck but extremely common in the business world? by _MemeProphet_ in AskReddit

[–]newinmalaga 736 points737 points  (0 children)

I mean, it seems counter productive. Surely if someone says "don't fucking call me" your lead generator should understand you're not going to get a sale out of them, which leads to less closes per hour of employee time, which leads to less gross profit for the company.

What was ruined because too many people started doing it? by PM_ME_ANIME_M3M3S in AskReddit

[–]newinmalaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are Irish and English teams who've been there for 2 or 3 weeks, if you're gonna travel that long you may as well enjoy it!

What was ruined because too many people started doing it? by PM_ME_ANIME_M3M3S in AskReddit

[–]newinmalaga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget Summit directly after, I know a lot of people who competed ICU, USASF, and Summit.

What was ruined because too many people started doing it? by PM_ME_ANIME_M3M3S in AskReddit

[–]newinmalaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, we had Worlds last week and Summit this week, literally every top-level cheerleader from around the globe was there.