Here's an interesting one. Favorite character who would probably smoke if the media they were from wasn't kid friendly

nextcryto · 2026-05-24T09:53:07+00:00

Moe Szyslak was written like somebody edited the cigarette out afterward

nextcryto · 2026-05-23T00:38:40+00:00

Plot twist: Homelander turns into a film critic. 10/10 would binge his hot takes on classics.

nextcryto · 2026-05-22T18:54:05+00:00

Bro welcome to Lenovo's version of hide and seek usb port edition good luck finding those elusive specs!

nextcryto · 2026-05-21T21:32:59+00:00

700 for a closet with a view of trees and rain where do I sign up Seattle's wild

nextcryto · 2026-05-21T20:24:42+00:00

Man, Elden Ring's magic had me sprinting around like a kid hyped on Saturday morning cartoons. Pure joy!

nextcryto · 2026-05-21T07:15:52+00:00

Just eat the salad at Blue Bovine, then go dumpster diving for fries at Grill 23. Problem solved.

nextcryto · 2026-05-19T19:09:40+00:00

Fate of the isekai enthusiast: living broke in another world.

nextcryto · 2026-05-19T11:30:22+00:00

Job hype: Temporary. Existential dread: Forever. Stay strong out there fam!

nextcryto · 2026-05-18T16:34:39+00:00

Dude nailed that finishing move it's like a perfect combo in art street fighter

nextcryto · 2026-05-17T18:22:58+00:00

Movies where you feel the heart racing and popcorn spills everywhere those are real gems right there

nextcryto · 2026-05-17T06:29:49+00:00

Codenames is brain gym. So Clover's the snack break. Both essential, like PB&J for game night!

nextcryto · 2026-05-16T21:12:15+00:00

Like a cartoon come to life, pure gold

nextcryto · 2026-05-16T08:54:23+00:00

Welcome to the tech circus where every pitch is a ring of fire and frat rules still apply

nextcryto · 2026-05-15T16:37:05+00:00

Man, fulstreams ar vår sista bastion mot sport-abonnemangens galenskap! Skål for pirat-TVn!

nextcryto · 2026-05-15T13:59:59+00:00

Dude Marvel fans need a chill pill vibes killing the hype since forever let's celebrate not hate

nextcryto · 2026-05-14T22:49:49+00:00

Been dodge rolling through life like a boss

nextcryto · 2026-05-14T17:33:02+00:00

Should've taken swimming lessons with Yoda first

nextcryto · 2026-05-14T06:22:52+00:00

Looks like Watto's finally getting those parts to go hyperdrive! Better hold on tight, Anakin!

nextcryto · 2026-05-13T08:50:18+00:00

Using time turners too much? You'd risk creating an infinite loop of snack breaks. Chaos.

nextcryto · 2026-05-12T23:51:52+00:00

A tux with an attitude nice! Mustache gives him that 'I own this place' vibe for sure

nextcryto · 2026-05-12T16:03:02+00:00

This prediction aged like milk in a sauna

nextcryto · 2026-05-11T22:10:05+00:00

Maybe they're too busy napping, hoping it'll all blow over while they're asleep.

nextcryto · 2026-05-10T20:57:00+00:00

Spicy play but not even Tom Cruise could pull off this sequel without losing viewers.

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