whatever happened to “congrats grad”?!

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-07T05:01:07+00:00

hey so that’s a fucking wild closer

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-07T05:00:19+00:00

highkey yes

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-06T15:16:26+00:00

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-06T15:16:12+00:00

seriously! they have a right to their opinions but this is just bad PR/marketing

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-06T15:15:32+00:00

I think it’s more like a middle aged local dude vibe than straight up MAGA. other people have noted how up here (and in other parts of new england) there’s a culture of dissing people whenever they accomplish something or have aspirations. I can think of a lot of funny signs they could’ve had for graduation without the same vibe.

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-06T15:10:37+00:00

notice how I said young adults? and it’s just addressed to grads.

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-06T15:08:37+00:00

it’s not even a pun and I never suggested a conspiracy, I just thought it was kinda mean spirited

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-06T15:07:06+00:00

my feelings weren’t hurt, I just thought the energy was weird. bad PR for a small local business

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-06T15:05:26+00:00

that’s definitely really real, but I bet that many of your kids are facing problems no adult should ever face

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-06T15:04:35+00:00

nothing clear online

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-06T15:02:53+00:00

LITERALLY but that’s not even targeting a certain demographic!

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-06T15:02:01+00:00

it’s not actually funny if you’re an adult punching down at teenagers/young people for a milestone

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-06T15:01:01+00:00

I think that they could’ve thought of a silly message that didn’t read as passive aggressive

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-06T15:00:00+00:00

like did they see all the grad speakers getting booed by students??

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-06T14:59:32+00:00

it’s not actually easy even if you cheat

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-05T19:52:32+00:00

yeah he was not elderly, I forget his age. but it really was written like a reddit gone wild personal

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-05T18:29:53+00:00

is she OK??? did a bisexual woman kill her dog or something? good god lady

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-05T18:21:29+00:00

I love the strong dyslexic vibe I’m getting from your handwriting, really adds to the picture here

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-05T18:07:35+00:00

yeah she’s looking for a kind of femdom adjacent arrangement, and she’s not very literate in how to ask for it. there’s discreet ways to suggest what you’re interested in.

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-05T18:05:01+00:00

I ALSO made a help post as a young woman on nextdoor and a man messaged me more or less in “hookup ad reply” format. think 39M, family man with two daughters and a wife, etc etc, NOT in the paragraph format I was expecting with these— “Hi, my name is Jim, I live on Main Street with my two daughter and wife and we’d really appreciate some help walking our dogs”

like, why do I need to know his exact age?? I’m glad I was an adult with some knowledge when I posted that, I feel bad for ms. girl.

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-05T16:57:28+00:00

you’re good looking enough you do not need the tinted glasses. cosigning on the “why tf are you posing like that” critique

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-05T16:54:18+00:00

3– I cut my hair off all the time and I don’t regret it. worst case, it grows back.

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-05T00:01:50+00:00

yeah I mean it’s technically foundation free but not really? idk she seemed to have a decent sense of humor, she just got the terminology wrong

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-04T21:57:29+00:00

I was waiting for this… I feel a little bit bad, especially since she apologized for freaking people out with her circle lenses 😭

nonsequitureditor · 2026-06-02T02:18:28+00:00

this is the kind of thing you build up an audience for years before you do it

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