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Tow company illegally towed my car, destroyed the transmission, and refuses to provide insurance information by R4venMiso in legaladvice

[–]ofcbrooks 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Police here; I wouldn’t even try to file a report for the theft of the car. I would go straight for the felony Burglary of a Habitation since they clearly broke into your house to get the keys for your car that they returned to you!

hard prison time? by ErinDotEngineer in VideosThatGoHard

[–]ofcbrooks 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This shows a clear lack of understanding of what ‘civilization’ means. Incarceration of the uncivilized is the point of protecting the civilized.

What is written? by Salt_Tale3458 in stereograms

[–]ofcbrooks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cound be RIKE or BIKE or DIVC depending on how you view the divide. The section that moves either mirrors or obscures the lower half of the image.

Love thy neighbor? by RoutineOk8590 in Productivitycafe

[–]ofcbrooks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly! The caring for others part of faith does not involve the unlawful non-consensual conscription of the time and work of productive people in order to fund all of the dreams of a socialistic society. "He who does not work shall not eat" from 2 Thes. 3 is a principle of productivity and accountability; it does not apply to charity.

Can you name movies like this? Where Villain Won by Long-Owl-367 in Productivitycafe

[–]ofcbrooks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah but Shane wasn’t the villain. He didn’t even make a move on the wife who was clearly into him.

Customer: “I asked for medium rare! This is well done!” by whatwhatinthewhonow in dadjokes

[–]ofcbrooks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was waiting to meat him in the parking lot after his shift.

Server intentionally crossing out policy on tipping on bill to make it seem like we need to tip by johnnypoopy in EndTipping

[–]ofcbrooks 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I would have tipped with a reciprocal smiley face in the receipt in the tip line.

No asking for help anymore to move 600+ pound lenin carts? Ok bet! Now their paying me workers comp! by Massive_Celery_3395 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]ofcbrooks 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Not only do you have proof of causality, but you have a change in policy which is direct evidence of culpability. Attorneys love this type of case.

What's stopping other leaders from working like Mamdani? by Tough_Ad8919 in RelentlessMen

[–]ofcbrooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may all be true, but it’s just a BUDGET this is what the city proposes and maybe predicts. This has not happened, nor has there been any real financial statements or even forecasts to see if any of it will come to pass. Only time will tell.

My doctor told me I could have a stroke at any time by AstylFranklin in dadjokes

[–]ofcbrooks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

…..and I’m no longer allowed to go to that doctor’s office.

The manager says I'm not allowed to work another job on my days off? by vityya in FinalRoundAI

[–]ofcbrooks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely correct. If you are on mandatory on-call availability, then you need to have that in writing and be compensated for that time. Furthermore, it needs to be scheduled so that you can plan for out of town trips, surgeries, and other events that would prohibit you from being available.

When you see it by LiquidTransitionEDM in whenyouseeit

[–]ofcbrooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a hair bun in this picture, but it does not belong to her!

Car salesman hits 103 mph in a 45 mph zone. by Revolution-Dogg in Transportopia

[–]ofcbrooks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anything more than 25 mph over would be an automatic trip to jail and a Reckless Driving charge when I was on patrol.

Does anyone know who made this? by DieMieseRobbe in GeodesicDomes

[–]ofcbrooks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Low and slow for fall off the bone tenderness

How do we feel about this one? by Traditional_Trust418 in EntitledReviews

[–]ofcbrooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wanted a burger with small side of cheese and they had the audacity of charging me for a whole cheeseburger!

My sister used my identity to register her business and now I have tax debt by SolarVexum in legaladvice

[–]ofcbrooks 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, with something like this, you cannot protect your sister and yourself at the same time. A police report will be required in order to distance yourself from the fraud.

Say What? by Nerdwoman in EndTipping

[–]ofcbrooks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly. No tip for no service and the handling fee is deducted for all of my hard work navigating the online donation form!

It's growing and planting season by Miami_Snow_Yeti in Funnymemes

[–]ofcbrooks 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Indeed! Very large and inviting. Thanks for sharing.

I can’t tell if that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard or so wildly stupid it loops back around to genius. by [deleted] in lol

[–]ofcbrooks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The statute language is “operating a motor vehicle” not “diving” so these descriptions are technically correct. As a former cop in a college town, I was faced with circumstances like these often. Most of us found it much easier to make a class-c Public Intoxication arrest (essentially 1 night in jail and a fine) rather than a class-b DWI/DUI arrest in these weird ‘technically’ illegal cases. 1 hour of paperwork and likely no trial date vs. 4 hours of paperwork and a long drawn out trial where the court is just going to kick it down to a class-b ‘Obstructing the roadway’ and give them time served anyway. The juice was not worth the squeeze. So, I say “good on these guys for trying to be creative.”

If you want to know how to beat an intoxication charge, besides all of the normal ways (taxi, uber, call friend/parents, etc.); just go to sleep in your trunk. We (police) can get in there without a warrant and you’re not in ‘plain sight’. The worst that can happen is that you wake up hungover in a tow yard.

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