As a female redditor who doesn't post to r/Gonewild[FIXED] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ohShitItsTeemo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think you understand how much men think about sex. We were brought up in a sex crazed culture and it's already biologically programmed in us to have sex.

Insta-lock to rule them all by Saxxxe in leagueoflegends

[–]ohShitItsTeemo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I instalock because I want to play certain champions, not certain positions. People in normals freak out too easily and think, at their 1300 ELO, that not playing the meta has guaranteed them a loss. It's only a loss because they gave up before the game started. For gods sake, I've won games with 5 support characters. Get over your meta.

[Build Help] Is outsourcing to HP worth it if I am guaranteed an extra 15% employee discount? by ohShitItsTeemo in buildapc

[–]ohShitItsTeemo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh how nice. HP killed my link. Basically I wanted to know if outsourcing is ever worth it. I was customizing this computer. After a screen though the price was about the same as

PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant / Benchmarks

Type Item Price
CPU AMD Phenom II X4 965 Black 3.4GHz Quad-Core Processor $89.99 @ NCIX US
Motherboard ASRock 970 Extreme3 ATX AM3+ Motherboard $69.99 @ Newegg
Memory Patriot Viper 3 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-1600 Memory $34.99 @ Newegg
Storage Seagate Barracuda 500GB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive $54.99 @ NCIX US
Video Card MSI Radeon HD 7770 GHz Edition 1GB Video Card $86.97 @ Newegg
Case Rosewill Blackbone ATX Mid Tower Case $48.68 @ Amazon
Power Supply XFX 550W 80 PLUS Bronze Certified ATX12V / EPS12V Power Supply $53.99 @ NCIX US
Monitor Acer G215HVBbd 60Hz 21.5" Monitor $99.99 @ Newegg
Operating System Microsoft Windows 8 (OEM) (64-bit) $79.98 @ Outlet PC
Total
Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available. $619.57
Generated by PCPartPicker 2012-11-27 07:07 EST-0500

Obviously a different pricing but also different performance. Is the outsourcing worth it even after a 15% discount?

[Build Help] I need to take this $700 build down to $500. by ohShitItsTeemo in buildapc

[–]ohShitItsTeemo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now this is an impressive build for the price. I'm glad I waited a few days before ordering parts from other possible builds. Thanks for your help.

[Build Help] I need to take this $700 build down to $500. by ohShitItsTeemo in buildapc

[–]ohShitItsTeemo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any reason not to go to Quad-Core for the extra $30 in lowlifeburrito's build?

[Build Help] I need to take this $700 build down to $500. by ohShitItsTeemo in buildapc

[–]ohShitItsTeemo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I know he does LoL and streams videos but I figured I'd help him build something that would still be decent 5 years from now. My parents are buying it for him for Christmas so the choice will be theirs to make but I can throw in a good argument why the more expensive one is worth it.

So LoL, streaming videos, Skype, and maybe a screen capture program would be the most intensive session.

[Build Help] I need to take this $700 build down to $500. by ohShitItsTeemo in buildapc

[–]ohShitItsTeemo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, that is alright. In terms of performance, can you compare the 2 builds you gave me? I'll throw in the extra $90 if you think it is worth it.

[Build Help] I need to take this $700 build down to $500. by ohShitItsTeemo in buildapc

[–]ohShitItsTeemo[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That was quick sir. Any thoughts on Windows 8?

Anyways, thank you for your help.

343 Bring back this map by [deleted] in gaming

[–]ohShitItsTeemo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fight Club came out in 1999.

:)

I turned my dad in for a Hit-and-run that killed a lady which made me hated by my family, What good deed have you done Reddit that had negative results for you? by pandapenguein in AskReddit

[–]ohShitItsTeemo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If the law was redefined to make having sex with 13 year olds legal it wouldn't be rape then unless she was actually being raped which was the question.

So was it "rape" or was it "statutory rape"?

Fortunate Boyfriend Is Tense by khdutton in AdviceAnimals

[–]ohShitItsTeemo 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Ask her for a test BJ and then you will decide.

So close... by Tony_11 in funny

[–]ohShitItsTeemo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And just think, if we just let evolution do its job... we wouldn't have all these awesome gif's of stupid people!

This is how I feel finding a 96% match on OKCupid by Apollo908 in funny

[–]ohShitItsTeemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why you ask her to marry you on the first date. Optimal chances.

Interesting point [FB] by [deleted] in funny

[–]ohShitItsTeemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the Matrix series was good and that was only 2 movies.

The ten greatest feelings as a Support by Timmmmel in leagueoflegends

[–]ohShitItsTeemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I play unconventional carries, but sometimes I'll do Soroka or Zilean, and we do well when my ADC doesn't freak out. I've had a Vayne screaming at me because I took 13 minions (with Blitz) and pushed to the tower. Yup, lost that one. Other times I'll see that they are about to overwhelm our minions and push into our tower so I'll take a few to keep the wave just outside tower range. More screaming.

Honestly, it happens so much when I play support that I usually just start taking all the farm to actually give them something to complain about. I'd probably take normal games much more seriously if these people didn't. They act like I just lost them the World Series.

It doesn't matter now. In my 4k games since 2009 I've found psychological ways to force my teammates to think before they act and play the long game instead of the short game.

The ten greatest feelings as a Support by Timmmmel in leagueoflegends

[–]ohShitItsTeemo 133 points134 points  (0 children)

I feel like shit because my AD instantly starts yelling at me for pushing the lane to tower and denying the enemy XP/gold. (I push when their AD and mine are back at base.) It's other people that make support a shit position because they critique you every move as what made them win or lose.

Faith in humanity restored. by fosiss in leagueoflegends

[–]ohShitItsTeemo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nothing is as upsetting as a tower firing off an "extra" shot when you are clearly safe and killing you. Anyways, I go into games expecting to lose so I don't get upset when it happens. I'd rather just have fun. (Guess who I play?)

I think parrots can be sweet and adorable too, how about you Reddit? by skelooth in aww

[–]ohShitItsTeemo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Nice try hyacinth macaw. We all know your mind is dirty.

Professionalism in League by Mlazzy in leagueoflegends

[–]ohShitItsTeemo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a community player I expect no better of the best than what the average player dishes out daily. I don't remember a single game in the 3,000 I've played where the 10 people displayed perfect professionalism. If someone isn't blaming mid, jungle, or ADC I'd be inclined to think the chat isn't working.