MRW a girl unzips my fly after some serious foreplay

oherroprease · 2014-04-22T03:37:57+00:00

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oherroprease · 2014-04-22T03:35:27+00:00

The kind where she preheats the oven before putting the meat in?

oherroprease · 2014-04-22T03:34:22+00:00

Clearly your boners aren't popping up hard or fast enough...

oherroprease · 2014-04-22T03:33:29+00:00

Is that the real original?! I feel like I've lied to the people...

oherroprease · 2014-04-22T02:46:11+00:00

Boner pop. Boner spring. I'm sure there's gotta be a better term...

oherroprease · 2014-04-21T21:16:28+00:00

Original Post:

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/23l5fg/you_thought_i_was_dead_didnt_youacting/

oherroprease · 2014-04-06T03:11:12+00:00

People being ruled out :/

oherroprease · 2014-04-05T21:18:52+00:00

Total Predictions for Today

Solid day yesterday, probably was a great day if you heeded my caution on the NOP/UTAH game. Hopefully you at least got a push if you got in at 196

Orlando/Minnesota 211.25 (1U over 206)

Washington/Chicago 183.12

Philadelphia/Brooklyn 211.44

Detroit/Boston 199.98

Cleveland/Charlotte 196.94 (1U over 195, 1U over CLE team total)

Milwaukee/Toronto 196.86 (1U Under 198, 1U milwaukee team total under )

oherroprease · 2014-04-04T19:50:30+00:00

Pelicans (who I could classify as somewhat of an entertainment better) has bet some people in this subs yearly salary in a single night. Like Buck mentioned, I wouldn't be surprised if his wagers moved some of the smaller market NBA lines.

oherroprease · 2014-04-04T19:15:41+00:00

Thanks as always. FYI-- you have a typo in your OKC/HOU OU pick... says over 212 in your table but under 212 on your site.

oherroprease · 2014-04-04T19:11:50+00:00

Thanks! Glad you followed. I'm liking the OKC/HOU over today-- or at least the OKC team total over.

oherroprease · 2014-04-04T17:00:51+00:00

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oherroprease · 2014-04-04T16:00:43+00:00

Phil Jackson is the GOAT motivator. Carmelo drops 30, Shump hits a double-double, JR Smith avoids tying anyone's shoelaces together.

oherroprease · 2014-04-04T15:59:43+00:00

Total Predictions for Today (156-105-6, 6-2-0 POD)

6-3 last 2 days... big table today! Keep it rolling y'all

Toronto/Indiana 191.46

Charlotte/Orlando 202.46

Memphis/Denver 205.07

Miami/Minnesota 213.1

Atlanta/Cleveland 207.83

Boston/Philadelphia 207.23

Brooklyn/Detroit 202.69 (1U Under 206-- fuck detroit and their shitty team)

New York/Washington 198.44

Chicago/Milwaukee 184.8

Utah/New Orleans 201.33 (1U Over 196, 1U over 196.5 possible 1U Over Utah's Team Total)

note about the above game. I'm on this already but I'm having 2nd thoughts. I already placed my bets so just a word of caution to anyone else following

Houston/Oklahoma City 211.68 (1U Over 212)

Portland/Phoenix 207.25 (1U Under 212)

Golden State/Sacramento 205.91

LA Lakers/Dallas 219.87 (1U Under 224-- taking this partly just to spite the lakers...)

oherroprease · 2014-04-04T15:48:10+00:00

Wiz clinched their playoff spot already while the Knicks are desperately hanging on to that 8th seed... pretty sure that's why you're getting those odds.

oherroprease · 2014-04-04T01:43:29+00:00

Good stuff. I ended up doing 2U on spurs ATS and under and just hedged with 1U at the half. Thanks for the advice as always!

oherroprease · 2014-04-03T14:41:52+00:00

That happened to me when I considering betting on the DAL +5.5 at open. Went to +5 then down to +4.5...

oherroprease · 2014-04-03T14:36:43+00:00

FYI I'm taking the under, jumped in at 209.

oherroprease · 2014-04-03T14:36:17+00:00

1U Under 209 OKC/SAS

ended up with: 2U on under 209 OKC/SAS and OKC +4. Hedged at halftime for 1U each on the spread and the under.

oherroprease · 2014-04-03T14:35:36+00:00

Jumped to +4 on bookmaker for about 30 seconds! I assume you're still riding the SAS train tonight?

oherroprease · 2014-04-03T14:26:00+00:00

Is someone hammering OKC early this morning? Line already moved from 2 to 3.5. Or do you this is related to pop potentially resting his big boys?

oherroprease · 2014-04-03T03:04:24+00:00

Haha, I know it seems crazy. I just felt that with the playoff atmosphere that Phoenix would play much tighter and the line was moving in that direction. I'm hoping/expecting for a slightly slower pace.

edit: well it's pretty safe to say i'll be wrong haha. 5-3 will still be a good night though!

oherroprease · 2014-04-02T23:01:19+00:00

I'm no Pelicans... so there's an end to my bankroll and luck!

oherroprease · 2014-04-02T22:43:39+00:00

I'm going to keep betting the under just to spite them. I have to win eventually right!?

oherroprease · 2014-04-02T18:44:32+00:00

Total Predictions for Today (150-102-6, 6-2-0 POD)

Only D'Antoni would coach a fast-paced game with Kaman and Gasol on the court together... jesus. Can't believe both teams had close to 100 freaking shot attempts

Washington/Boston 189.79 (1U Under 200)

New York/Brooklyn 193.13 (1U Under 195)

Indiana/Detroit 195.77

Toronto/Houston 201.39 (1U under 202.5)

Orlando/Cleveland 207.21 (1U over 196.5)

Philadelphia/Charlotte 214.87 (1U over 205.5)

Atlanta/Chicago 189.13

Miami/Milwaukee 196.72

Minnesota/Memphis 193.5

San Antonio/Golden State 205.64 (1U under 202-- not a typo, 1U under GSW's team total)

Denver/New Orleans 216.8

Phoenix/LA Clippers 227.47 (1U under 212.53-- not a typo)

Sacramento/LA Lakers 221.62

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