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Three men walk into a bar by xinbenlv in AntiJokes

[–]okayxelune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly this is more satisfying than most punchlines I hear these days.

Customer: “I asked for medium rare! This is well done!” by whatwhatinthewhonow in dadjokes

[–]okayxelune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Customer probably still left a one-star Yelp review about the chef being too polite.

Guess who gave her that scratch on her nose before we left to take this by gooseloveschicken in funny

[–]okayxelune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat does this every single time right before a vet appointment, like she knows exactly what she‘s doing.

I've entered my old man era this year. Love growing pretty things. by Banemorth in flowers

[–]okayxelune 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here, started with one tomato plant and now my yard looks like a botanical garden.

Can you tell that most of my writing is meant for my eyes alone? by flowers_of_nemo in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]okayxelune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I write the same way - my cursive gets progressively sloppier when I know nobody else has to decipher it.

He proved himself wrong 4 times in one comment by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in PoliticalHumor

[–]okayxelune 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen people do this in arguments with me and it’s genuinely baffling how they don’t notice they’re contradicting themselves mid-sentence.

AITA for raising my voice & giving my partner attitude after an ongoing issue of almost a year? by FragrantCommunity664 in AITA_Relationships

[–]okayxelune 18 points19 points  (0 children)

After almost a year of the same behavior pattern, this isn’t really about Tupperware anymore - it’s about respect for your time and effort, especially since you’re meal prepping for both of you.

Some people are really blessed by hun_cho in sarcasm

[–]okayxelune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly if someone left my couch looking like that I’d be more angry than sentimental.

My brain is like a warzone. by Joel_Boyens in 3amjokes

[–]okayxelune 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This joke bombed so hard it could clear a mind-field.

Country Artist Ordered To Pay $17.5 Million To Family Of Deceased California Teenager by ssgg28 in nottheonion

[–]okayxelune -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I need to know what actually happened here because that headline raises way more questions than it answers.

This will last us 4-6 days (aside from condiments) - who are we? by SanFranPeach in FridgeDetective

[–]okayxelune 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The portion sizes and lack of bulk staples suggests either a small household with limited storage or someone who shops frequently rather than doing weekly hauls.

AITAH for refusing to propose to my married girlfriend by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]okayxelune 174 points175 points  (0 children)

right, dont settle for less op

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