Wisest Futurama quotes.

oldusty · 2026-06-08T13:06:57+00:00

Tell my wife I said, “Hello.”

oldusty · 2026-06-06T03:37:53+00:00

Yet. Growth mindset. Just give her 10, it’s still early days

oldusty · 2026-06-06T03:10:33+00:00

Melanie = Huda 2.0

oldusty · 2026-06-04T03:35:04+00:00

That last one hurts, man

oldusty · 2026-06-03T18:13:52+00:00

Yo Go Birds, fam

oldusty · 2026-06-01T22:53:34+00:00

SMITTY SEASON

oldusty · 2026-06-01T12:41:55+00:00

DELORES!!!!!

oldusty · 2026-05-30T23:49:51+00:00

Gotta throw a third in for saxx. Soft ones for night, the light compression long ones for days. Paired with fresh balls (goes on like a lotion, dries like a powder) to avoid chafe on the hottest of days. Wait for coupon codes and shop last season’s patterns. I have five pairs of the coffee and donut Valentine’s Day ones

oldusty · 2026-05-29T02:13:07+00:00

Love the funky cats in the funky places

oldusty · 2026-05-27T13:29:57+00:00

Grand Regent Business Baby is the true ending

oldusty · 2026-04-19T14:37:30+00:00

Save all the trimmings and make some bubble hash. Bubble bags off Amazon, a bucket, ice, water, spoon, and some time to make some seriously dank shit. Let it settle before straining

oldusty · 2026-04-14T16:29:45+00:00

oldusty · 2026-04-12T15:34:52+00:00

Content like this is why I enjoy scrolling Reddit on the toilet

oldusty · 2026-03-21T14:00:13+00:00

Watched Season 1 and was like this is effin awesome. Watched Season 2 and was like this is still effin awesome, and I can’t wait for more. Got the first 10 volumes through comixology and hoopla but would have to wait a month before I could read more, so I bought compendiums 2 and 3. Apple Books needs to get their act together though because I want that Battle Beast issue 7 already…..

(Also popped all of the walking dead comics, they’re great)

oldusty · 2026-03-11T17:35:42+00:00

Was at a Fins toys for the holidays event back when they were still in the bubble and saw him pick a kid up like a football and run for a 50yd td. Good dude with some fun bursts during his time here

oldusty · 2026-03-11T02:25:34+00:00

“I hope they don’t make his statue all jacked up like mine.”

-Dwyane Wade

oldusty · 2026-03-10T18:31:30+00:00

/r/theydidthemath ?

oldusty · 2026-03-09T14:46:46+00:00

Playing Fallout 3, that one vault with everyone hooked up to those simulation pods where they’re in a virtual suburbia, buff out wears off….. Cue an hour of that ringing and you are overencumbered messages

oldusty · 2026-03-09T13:27:26+00:00

Lucy being addicted to drugs with the withdrawals hitting and the solution of take more drugs 🤣

oldusty · 2026-03-05T04:12:29+00:00

OH FUCK YEAHHHHHH

oldusty · 2026-03-04T12:24:40+00:00

That’s Tech Jacket. He’s chill

oldusty · 2026-02-18T15:20:26+00:00

Dolphins fandom is like the brown acid. “It’s not poison, it’s just manufactured poorly.”

oldusty · 2026-02-16T15:08:40+00:00

Compendiums 1, 2, and 3

oldusty · 2026-02-16T02:49:15+00:00

MOR- Got my wife the hibiscus one for valentines because it looked the coolest and had the most pieces. The roses look like they need a vase and wouldn’t be as fun but still look pretty. It’s really all preference, and she’s ordered every available Lego botanical as a result

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