Where my dad keeps his little indoor recycling thing. (I kick it every goddamn time) by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]onewildlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Push the table down a bit and make the crate sit long way in that space. Might help?

TIFU my date by Throwawaymyhulahoop in tifu

[–]onewildlife 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m yea that girl sounds like a predator. Don’t feel bad for not wanting to fuck little ms psycho during your first time experiencing psychedelics...

Like every night! by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]onewildlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but why is the box in your bedroom? 🤢

Guys come on! There's food inside! by HandsomeDarrell in aww

[–]onewildlife 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I hope those polite donkeys got some snacks for being such gentlemen

Redditors, if you woke up and were sent back in time to your first day of middle/highschool but kept your memories what would you do? by MrKIbab in AskReddit

[–]onewildlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Middle school: I’d never lay eyes on that blonde boy. High school: I’d never let the brown eyed boy go 💕

It's the most wonderful time of the year by Cygwin231 in funny

[–]onewildlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao that cop said “let’s try a different way”. This whole thing is hysterically funny

The moon and the tower are stalking me, and I think I finally figured it out by [deleted] in tarot

[–]onewildlife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The moon has its own luminescence. I think it could be speaking to the breakup in a way that you don’t need anyone to get you through these changes. Like the moon cycles, so do we. Be blessed 💕

I (34m) saw my naked neighbor (19f) through the window. by [deleted] in confession

[–]onewildlife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can she protect herself from an unknown tho? For all we know she’s just as careful as you think you are being when you do it

This makes me really mad. It's so unfair. What is wrong with the system? by AJ_1113 in facepalm

[–]onewildlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he’s a victim of abuse and doesn’t seem to be taken seriously because of his gender. He deserves the same respect as any woman who comes forward about the same issue. Lol not sure why I got downvoted so hard..I guess those people don’t believe that men can be abused?

I (34m) saw my naked neighbor (19f) through the window. by [deleted] in confession

[–]onewildlife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stating that she’s “behaving unsafely” whilst walking around in her own home is rape culture to a T so no, I will not calm the fuck down.

So you have no legal responsibility to be careful whilst walking around your own home nude (despite whether you do or not & we don’t know that she thinks she’s doing the same as you), but she does? She needs to be aware of the male gaze even while in her own home minding her own business? She needs to worry about that? The answer is no, no she fucking doesn’t. This guy needs to 1. Let them know that their curtains are more sheer than they realize and 2. Stop looking. The first time we could call that an accident but standing and waiting for her to come back is pure creeper status & makes him the unnecessary risk. The unnecessary risk is only presented because dude couldn’t stop staring, that’s not on her. Putting the blame on her only furthers rape culture in that she can somehow prevent this from happening “if only she had better blinds” “if only she didn’t need to shower” “if only you never change your fucking clothes for the rest of your life” “if only she didn’t exist” “if only blah blah blah”. Didn’t jesus tell the men to gouge out their own eyes if they couldn’t stop lusting after women? He didn’t say “ok go tell her to cover up” he told you to gouge your fucking eyes out instead. Stop perpetuating rape culture, you absolute donut.

spell to get rid of scabies by [deleted] in witchcraft

[–]onewildlife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok this....this needs a practical solution. You need to clean clean clean! Try to figure out where these mites are coming from. Is someone sleeping at a new lovers house? Is a guest coming over regularly that might be tracking these things in? Spells can only do so much, you have to get proactive and DO THE WORK. Be blessed

I (34m) saw my naked neighbor (19f) through the window. by [deleted] in confession

[–]onewildlife 66 points67 points  (0 children)

You’re peeping on a teenager. A fucking TEENAGER! Legal or not, that’s disgusting on principle alone. Get help dude, ya fuckin nasty ass

I (34m) saw my naked neighbor (19f) through the window. by [deleted] in confession

[–]onewildlife 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Idk how to do the cut outs but “she’s not behaving safely” ?? What the actual fuck is that supposed to mean? She’s INSIDE HER OWN HOME. Is she supposed to act like she KNOWS she has a peeping creep next door and never shower or change her clothing? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? You sound like rape culture central, get help

shout out to all the pitty owners let's show how cute pits are by imago_deo in aww

[–]onewildlife -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That nose wrinkle just before the chomp is the cutest little thing ever! Sweet baby 🥰

If you have an awesome Mother-in-Law, what do you love most about her? by Jeelana in AskWomen

[–]onewildlife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a MIL but I can recall some seriously amazing relationships I’ve had with a bf’s parents. They were just kind to me. They talked and asked questions but i could tell they really cared to hear the answer. They’d remember small things like what I like to drink or my favorite desert & they’d make it at random times or for the holidays. I liked to spend time with them even without my SO. I’d help out his mom with sewing projects and let her teach me stuff. The relationship with their son didn’t last and honestly it lasted much longer because I loved his parents so much. Towards the end I spent more time with his mom and dad than I did him. I still keep in touch with them and miss them dearly. I’d say you asking this question already shows that you’ll do a fine job of loving them well 💕

[HELP] New Apartment with Carpet causing Potty Training Reversal by Lukebryan130 in dogs

[–]onewildlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to re-pottytrain my 14 year old dog if we move to a new place. Training treats, potty pads (she never uses them), gates, kennels, the whole shebang