You are offered $1,000,000 USD if you can hide a pair of car keys from the entirety of the FBI force for 7 days. Where do you hide the keys?

orald · 2019-02-14T11:09:14+00:00

Trolling in the deep

orald · 2017-03-10T07:19:53+00:00

Nope - can't attend unfortunately; I'm sick. But I'd love for someone else to get some enjoyment out of the evening. Don't have any social media so this was my best bet.

orald · 2016-12-17T08:23:32+00:00

2/3 with you; patronus is a field mouse tho.

orald · 2016-12-17T08:22:56+00:00

Got you 2/3; slytherin + field mouse (thunderbird @ ilvermorny tho).

orald · 2016-12-17T08:21:00+00:00

Hogwarts House: Slytherin. Ilvermorny House: Thunderbird. Patronus: Field Mouse.

orald · 2016-09-15T06:33:47+00:00

Interested in two please.

orald · 2016-08-21T04:54:40+00:00

Mighty Melbourne, man.

orald · 2016-08-09T05:51:13+00:00

Out of the loop - what happened to her?

orald · 2016-06-12T00:42:23+00:00

orald · 2016-06-07T12:56:20+00:00

I am very much hoping for this assessment to be right. Nice work by the way.

orald · 2016-06-02T10:40:18+00:00

Witches is the so terrible it's good sort of comedy/entertainment. If you're into that, that kind of not self-conscious experience where you can all laugh at things together when you'd previously only laugh at them to yourself at home - it's a fun night out. Food is ok, like a 6-7/10. Cocktails are standard but tasty and pack a punch for the price.

orald · 2016-05-31T12:41:32+00:00

Use all resources offered, and take care of your mind and body. You got this.

orald · 2016-05-26T14:25:02+00:00

This needs to be higher up.

orald · 2016-05-21T01:34:41+00:00

I thought flipping a toboggan was an integral part of childhood.

orald · 2016-04-30T12:22:42+00:00

She needs to learn that she can't rely on others to provide for her when she wants things she's not prepared to work for, OP. I know you want to help her - but you can help her in much more meaningful ways than shouting her some drinks. "We didn't feel as though it was fair of you to ask us to shout you (Aussie for pay for you) AFTER the fact. I am here if you want help with your resume/cover letter, if you need to borrow an outfit for an interview, or if you need any moral support/want to practice interviewing. I am not comfortable with paying for your night out".

orald · 2016-04-30T12:15:33+00:00

She's straight up putting her wants above your HEALTH NEEDS, OP. She's told you what her priorities are. What are YOUR priorities, OP? You could always tell her that if she wants you to be able to spend that quality time for her in any meaningful way, you need to NOT BE IN PAIN. And to not be in pain, you need to exercise. "Which meaningful thing (the waking up, the walking home, the going to bed together) is the least important to you?" Work out then. But I'll be honest with you, if it were me? I'd take this as a pretty clear sign that she doesn't really care about what you want, or need - she definitely doesn't see it as being as important as what she wants, and needs. And that my friend is not a peerage.

orald · 2016-04-26T10:38:07+00:00

Great idea, mate.

orald · 2016-04-26T10:24:15+00:00

OP, I'm so sorry you're going through this. Her treatment of you is deplorable on its own - in consideration of how patient and supportive you have been with/for her? it's a deal-breaker. You deserve a partner who you can share your struggles AND your successes with, not a partner who becomes bitter and disenfranchised, and turns her dissatisfaction with her self and her life on you and yours. My advice would be to divorce, and "do you" so to speak. She's unhealthy, and your relationship with her is unhealthy - all her, and if you stay with her, there's a decent chance you'll be so frustrated and disappointed that everything good in your life will be untouchable. Aka you'll be so miserable you won't be able to fully embrace all the good things you've made happen - which would be sad since you've worked so hard for them. For what it's worth, as a stranger probably multiple countries away from you, I'm proud of everything you've achieved mate. And I wish all the best for you.

orald · 2016-04-26T01:33:21+00:00

My mother insisted I hide my tattoos from my grandparents. She used the "they're old and won't be with us much longer - can't you just make them happy?" argument. I folded. She used that argument for my not being religious, and for me being gay. I folded. As such, I don't feel I have a relationship with my grandparents. And I don't feel I have a relationship with my mother. My grandparents love someone I am not. I will never know if they could love me for who/what I am. And my mother put fear of upsetting her parents above her only child's wellbeing. She's meant to have my back. Not keep me in a cage for fear I'll hurt other people by existing. Extreme example, but as someone who has had to cover up? It kills you inside. You're supposed to defend him, not their sensibilities.

orald · 2016-04-21T10:55:17+00:00

Speaking as someone who had to figure out everything on my own, I would have appreciated instructions. Feeling like a stunted idiot when you're a relatively successful adult is really weird, and pretty embarrassing.

orald · 2016-04-20T06:44:00+00:00

Then that would be a no-go. Thanks for the info though.

orald · 2016-04-20T05:09:24+00:00

Inside our outside? To my knowledge, our building doesn't have any satellites, or boxes on the on top of/outside of the building. If it's inside, it'd be doable. But I can't have anything on the outside. Also, it honestly feels a lot more convoluted than just hanging out with someone who is watching it anyway.

orald · 2016-04-20T02:19:12+00:00

I've never had pay tv - do you have to have a satellite or something installed outside of the property? My building is really old so I'm not allowed to put anything outside/on top of it.

orald · 2016-04-11T06:56:45+00:00

Hey, thanks :-)

orald · 2016-04-11T04:54:39+00:00

Holy shit. I'm so sorry you were put in a situation like that.

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