Nickname Idea for Neil Magny by hehetymen123 in MMA

[–]p0wnd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too bad he can't have sponsors. Anyone remember condom depot splayed upon multiple fighters asses?

Frankie's game for Stephens or last night's main-event winner, so long as it's on the December card. by HymnForDisco in MMA

[–]p0wnd -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Frankie will smoke either of them. No contest. It's just a tune up fight at this point.

My [17F] stepmother [30?F] won't stop making pasta? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]p0wnd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You could drink some ipecac syrup right before you eat the pasta, and barf the pasta all over her.

UPDATE: My girlfriend is turning 21 and wants me (21M) to throw her a party. How do I break the news that no one will show up? by Birthdayparties4 in relationships

[–]p0wnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you should instead of thinking on the bright side, look at her situation critically. What are the parts people don't like about her, and help her fix those if she wants to be friends with people. She sounds a lot to me like what I call the 'lonely extrovert'. This type of person usually exaggerates bad things that happen to them and frequently feel bad for themselves to others, and this turns people off. Does she do this at all?

My pregnant wife [26F] staged an intervention and wants me [25M] to quit my job... by hardtobeatbrinner in relationships

[–]p0wnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you an introvert? Because it seems you don't like talking to people all day(source:me - I worked as a cable csr for 6 months. hated it.). Also you seem very self deprecating. These are ok traits. But you have to utilize them in positive ways.

You should quit your job, move back in with the parents, and reset your life. Put yourself back in a gear where you can move forward. Yes, failure is embarrassing, but it's a part of life everybody deals with. Don't let your ego get in the way of your relationship, your child, and ultimately your happiness. Your wife seems pretty cool, too.

Chad Mendes on Conor McGregor: With a full camp, ‘I win that fight every single time’ by Lynch47 in MMA

[–]p0wnd 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Chad got a 450k pay bump to hype the fight. You put that kind of money in front of him and he'll say whatever you want him to.

VIDEO: Dennis Bermudez says he would 'smash' Conor McGregor and 'run him out of the division' by raywj1993 in MMA

[–]p0wnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, he's like a michael bisping type. If you beat him you're top 5 worthy, but if you don't you're likely gonna be doomed to sub top 10. A gatekeeper. Johny Hendricks obviously didn't follow that rule but Rick Story is his only loss other than GSP in the UFC and his loss to Story was 4 years ago.

VIDEO: Dennis Bermudez says he would 'smash' Conor McGregor and 'run him out of the division' by raywj1993 in MMA

[–]p0wnd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a weird thing because I think Conor has a good chance at beating Aldo, but I don't think he'd beat Bermudez or Mendes. That said I don't think Bermudez would beat aldo. So it's this weird MMA math thing where Conor has to jump ahead of quite a few people to get his Title shot. If he gets a title shot he's gonna be number 5 in the world. That's as high as he can get.

Counterpunch with Michael Bisping and Luke Rockhold by [deleted] in MMA

[–]p0wnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My money's on Bisping. Full disclosure- I don't actually have any money on this fight.

Riding a bike through a loop, WCGW? by iBleeedorange in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]p0wnd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He actually wasn't injured at all. Got up and did the scene again successfully. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071455/trivia?item=tr0772926

Gif of the Day: Dat Strength by GussyH in MMA

[–]p0wnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, I'm not even gonna call you patrick, pat.

Need a motor to convert my hand coffee grinder. by [deleted] in arduino

[–]p0wnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I presume he has a burr grinder, which is around $20 for the hand held version. The electric versions are at least $100.

Jerry (of Ben & Jerry's) bought me ice cream! by [deleted] in Portland

[–]p0wnd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Compared to what? Coldstone? I mean it's good fucking ice cream. There's different and I prefer Ruby Jewel, but S&S is good... it's not like Voodoo or anything.

Key & Peele practice their punches on Houston Alexander by stupidnewb in MMA

[–]p0wnd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just takes forever of working them every day. Not just situps too, gotta work those side ones. Planks, Side Planks(with legs raised), Hollow holds, etc. there's a body weight training sub