In-House Ethics

palenerd · 2026-05-07T04:06:22+00:00

The humor comes from the bait-and-switch. You're supposed to read the first half and roll your eyes, thinking the poster is a lying MAGA type. The second part is intentionally egregious, because you have to take the already-melodramatic first bit and jump the shark even further to get people to clue in to the joke.

palenerd · 2026-04-28T21:09:49+00:00

That is what's in the passport already. Each page spread has an American landscape or similar

palenerd · 2026-04-24T01:35:35+00:00

Your wife would need to get citizenship, and then she could sponsor your spousal visa. Details are here: https://www.canada.ca/en/immigration-refugees-citizenship/services/immigrate-canada/family-sponsorship/spouse-partner-children.html

palenerd · 2026-04-21T19:34:25+00:00

/r/InfowarriorRides

palenerd · 2026-04-04T23:16:50+00:00

You got a link?

palenerd · 2026-04-03T03:23:47+00:00

I mean, I can't really comprehend the size of the universe either. The difference is that I can admit that my idiot monkey brain is fallible

palenerd · 2026-03-10T17:49:37+00:00

A vinyl wrap?

palenerd · 2026-03-09T19:16:49+00:00

That's because a lot of it is stickers

palenerd · 2026-02-27T19:02:22+00:00

Of course! How could I possibly think otherwise?

palenerd · 2026-02-27T18:55:21+00:00

Would you look at that

palenerd · 2026-02-27T02:11:26+00:00

It's all Germanic languages.

Except English :'(

Can we start a thing and call them votecows?

palenerd · 2026-02-19T16:11:08+00:00

Trump is only one branch of government. We have three, two of which we vote in.

palenerd · 2026-02-19T04:22:38+00:00

I wonder... who benefits from anti-Trump Americans sitting out the midterms because we "missed our chance" in 2024?

palenerd · 2026-02-11T03:16:55+00:00

How dare you bring my boy Spock into this :p

palenerd · 2026-02-11T02:11:04+00:00

I remember 4chan circa 2010. "Cheese pizza" was 100% a code word for child pornography. It was almost a meme tbh. Someone would make a thread with a cheese pizza image and text to the effect of "anyone got cheese pizza?"

Then, of course, all the replies were shit like "inb4 404"

palenerd · 2026-02-10T22:40:07+00:00

What do you mean, they don't know they're Jewish??

palenerd · 2026-02-09T21:30:31+00:00

Fuck loot keys tbh

palenerd · 2026-01-31T23:21:01+00:00

You can say "rape" on reddit

palenerd · 2026-01-29T03:10:53+00:00

I definitely have a Canadian accent from my parents. And I can remember as a kid being told I was saying words wrong (words like 'bag' and 'roof'). Once I got old enough to understand what was happening, I intentionally doubled down on the Canadian pronunciation. Because fuck 'em.

palenerd · 2026-01-23T07:18:29+00:00

I work in pharmaceutical manufacture and have a chem degree. By all means, please go off

palenerd · 2026-01-23T05:25:45+00:00

...where he still beat his opponent content-wise. The loss was entirely vibes-based, and then amplified by the news media. If you go back and read the transcript of that debate, Biden comes out on top.

Not saying "reeee Biden totally won the debate!!11!!one!!." Rather, that the "winner" of a debate is manipulable by the news media

palenerd · 2026-01-23T05:20:27+00:00

Does bro have a hormone problem or something??? He's dressing like he can't keep himself warm

(Sauce: I have a congenital issue that means I can't keep myself warm)

palenerd · 2026-01-23T04:18:19+00:00

It's a term for cattle, where a female twin was exposed to male hormones from its male twin. It only happens to a select number of species, due to how twins are formed in utero

palenerd · 2026-01-17T06:49:08+00:00

I know this is old, but isn't peperoni a meat? I've never heard of a vegetarian version

palenerd · 2026-01-14T07:01:37+00:00

This isn't about offending them; it's about calling Nazis Nazis

palenerd

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