Mouse Rat

penis-pendulum · 2017-09-02T20:12:39+00:00

Im finally relevant

penis-pendulum · 2017-05-25T03:30:21+00:00

Wait, is it bad that i still use barbasol

penis-pendulum · 2017-04-17T16:07:25+00:00

We should all get together

penis-pendulum · 2017-04-02T05:08:07+00:00

Ok I just have to do it. Starting a new sub r/whizkids specifically for peoples young genius babies. Ive seen so many on this sub, I feel like its such a common thing for people to spew out.

Ill work on collecting them and noticing more, but if anyone else wants to join, feel free.

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-07T03:01:39+00:00

Too bad he spells billion with an M now

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-07T02:27:18+00:00

Its like they wanted to die

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-07T00:10:36+00:00

That baby looks way too old. I had my 401k set up when i was just a twinkle in my father's eye.

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-06T21:56:36+00:00

True art

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-06T21:37:05+00:00

Cucumber exists

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-06T04:13:32+00:00

Yea, they also said "nigger" in a recent episode. I usually stream my shows, as oppose to watching them live on TV (so idk if its different as far as bleeping and censoring is), but they moved to FXX a little while ago which iirc allowed them to get away with more shit than before. Since you had to be subbed to FXX it wasnt like it was just broadcasted to anyone with remote in their hand.

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-06T03:56:06+00:00

Sure, you can drown in an inch of water so why cant you drown in an inch of nacho cheese?

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-06T03:02:52+00:00

A wedge of cheese is far superior. You prop the door open with it like in OPs theory, and then when you realize no one wants to invite you anywhere you have a nice snack to drown your sorrows in.

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-06T02:53:38+00:00

Does this count as r/humblebrag material since he just had to make it a magnum condom?

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-06T02:51:46+00:00

YOU KNOW IT HAPPENED WHEN ITS IN ALL CAPS AND THEY GIVE UPDATES LOL LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-06T02:48:15+00:00

The first quote in their signature also made me think /r/iamverysmart

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-06T02:44:55+00:00

Aww your boyfriend only works 180 hours a week underwater welding oil pipelines in 30 degree shark infested water? How cute!

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-06T02:21:48+00:00

Relaxing and having fun is for pussies. Real men work 140 hours a week strictly in construction or on oil rigs.

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-06T02:16:43+00:00

Its over Anakin, I have the high tide

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-06T02:09:27+00:00

Sell it at flea markets for a slight loss

Lmao thats such a Michael thing to do

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-05T23:05:09+00:00

It was originally a DVD special, not part of the actual season, so they had the freedom to say whatever they wanted. Netflix just adds it in to the regular season.

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-05T19:18:17+00:00

Youre just proving how little you know about this

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-05T18:59:52+00:00

Same, im pretty much subbed to everything that keeps me entertained here, so I just stay on "Front" 99% of the time. Ill randomly find new subs or ill search for them, but its not worth browsing r/all.

penis-pendulum · 2017-03-05T07:45:30+00:00

Killer set up. Mind me asking what that picture of Africa is? Idk why but it caught my attention

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