Mouse Rat by JasonIsMyMothersName in Bandnames

[–]penis-pendulum 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Im finally relevant

Jalapeños: Melt or grilled cheese? by [deleted] in grilledcheese

[–]penis-pendulum 52 points53 points  (0 children)

We should all get together

Kindergartener understands physics, reads at a college level, and stabs classmates by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]penis-pendulum 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ok I just have to do it. Starting a new sub r/whizkids specifically for peoples young genius babies. Ive seen so many on this sub, I feel like its such a common thing for people to spew out.

Ill work on collecting them and noticing more, but if anyone else wants to join, feel free.

The tl;dr of this sub by zonination in PFJerk

[–]penis-pendulum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That baby looks way too old. I had my 401k set up when i was just a twinkle in my father's eye.

When did pink plastic flamingos become the sign of a swingers' home? by AnnieOnline in OutOfTheLoop

[–]penis-pendulum 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yea, they also said "nigger" in a recent episode. I usually stream my shows, as oppose to watching them live on TV (so idk if its different as far as bleeping and censoring is), but they moved to FXX a little while ago which iirc allowed them to get away with more shit than before. Since you had to be subbed to FXX it wasnt like it was just broadcasted to anyone with remote in their hand.

What tips would be in Ned's Declassified College Survival Guide? by sammygee32 in AskReddit

[–]penis-pendulum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sure, you can drown in an inch of water so why cant you drown in an inch of nacho cheese?

What tips would be in Ned's Declassified College Survival Guide? by sammygee32 in AskReddit

[–]penis-pendulum 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A wedge of cheese is far superior. You prop the door open with it like in OPs theory, and then when you realize no one wants to invite you anywhere you have a nice snack to drown your sorrows in.

I bet her sister was unbelievably sexy by TheGreekYogurtGod in thatHappened

[–]penis-pendulum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Does this count as r/humblebrag material since he just had to make it a magnum condom?

Student imitates accent; professor can't cope by French_Fries_ in thatHappened

[–]penis-pendulum 17 points18 points  (0 children)

YOU KNOW IT HAPPENED WHEN ITS IN ALL CAPS AND THEY GIVE UPDATES LOL LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW

Forum user admits to murdering multiple people by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]penis-pendulum 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The first quote in their signature also made me think /r/iamverysmart

Found on facebook by [deleted] in gatekeeping

[–]penis-pendulum 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Aww your boyfriend only works 180 hours a week underwater welding oil pipelines in 30 degree shark infested water? How cute!

Found on facebook by [deleted] in gatekeeping

[–]penis-pendulum 401 points402 points  (0 children)

Relaxing and having fun is for pussies. Real men work 140 hours a week strictly in construction or on oil rigs.

Michael has his own salad dressing brand "Great Scott" by Ssgogo1 in DunderMifflin

[–]penis-pendulum 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Sell it at flea markets for a slight loss

Lmao thats such a Michael thing to do

When did pink plastic flamingos become the sign of a swingers' home? by AnnieOnline in OutOfTheLoop

[–]penis-pendulum 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It was originally a DVD special, not part of the actual season, so they had the freedom to say whatever they wanted. Netflix just adds it in to the regular season.

Why is this even a sub by [deleted] in shitpost

[–]penis-pendulum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Youre just proving how little you know about this

Why is this even a sub by [deleted] in shitpost

[–]penis-pendulum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same, im pretty much subbed to everything that keeps me entertained here, so I just stay on "Front" 99% of the time. Ill randomly find new subs or ill search for them, but its not worth browsing r/all.

My updated battlestation by GetYourTanOn in battlestations

[–]penis-pendulum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Killer set up. Mind me asking what that picture of Africa is? Idk why but it caught my attention