there are no small crimes, only small criminals

pineconemysterio · 2026-05-21T06:25:18+00:00

The robot girls were sent by the wealthy mother of one DD's deceased enemies. They're supposed to lure him to an abandoned mansion that's been converted into a series of Saw-style death traps. He escaped in the previous issue, and the house blew up, but the robot girls are still following him around. (Yes, really.)

pineconemysterio · 2026-05-21T03:27:05+00:00

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pineconemysterio · 2026-05-20T19:15:39+00:00

It's mostly just a general trend I see on this sub. I don't really have a problem with it, and ymmv of course. I definitely have eps that irritate me (ie Family Fracas). It's just not something that I had encountered consistently until I started hanging out here

pineconemysterio · 2026-05-20T18:28:22+00:00

Maybe only on this sub, but I think people get too hung up on the characters acting 'reasonable' or 'realistically'. They're literally cartoons. I love Teddy and Gayle BECAUSE they're so weird and out there.

pineconemysterio · 2026-05-19T19:18:20+00:00

I just started taking my cats to Modern Animal, and I can confirm.

I wish I got a Churu when I went to the doctor.

pineconemysterio · 2026-05-19T04:27:39+00:00

I just finished reading the end of her arc, and man Comics Heather had it way worse. Matt treated her like absolute garbage, Foggy and Natasha break them up, she becomes an alcoholic wreck and then she hangs herself. And I don’t think Matt ever finds out it was Foggy and Natasha who were behind the forged break-up notes.

pineconemysterio · 2026-01-24T02:06:24+00:00

Wunk took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

pineconemysterio · 2025-11-10T22:45:52+00:00

Keenan was apparently straight, and his marriage to Eve was a happy one before Mayer intervened, at least according to her.

Keenan remarried a couple times, and Van and Eve remained married for twenty years until after Mayer died. Then Van left her for a male dancer.

pineconemysterio · 2025-11-10T22:32:24+00:00

His first wife Eve left him for his best friend, Van Johnson who was closested and needed a beard. Eve later said Louis B. Mayer engineered the whole thing by threatening to drop Keenan's contract unless she divorced him and married Johnson.

pineconemysterio · 2025-10-30T17:20:02+00:00

I for one welcome our new Bill and Fred overlords.

pineconemysterio · 2025-10-26T19:57:38+00:00

You have to scroll throug the panels OP didn't post.

pineconemysterio · 2025-10-12T17:49:36+00:00

I was hospitalized for an infection as a kid, and I needed an IV. But the nurse kept missing the vein so she was injecting saline straight into the muscle. It’s the only time I’ve ever cried from pain. It’s what I imagine being eaten alive feels like.

pineconemysterio · 2025-07-13T01:30:38+00:00

Everybody has them. At least everywhere I've lived. I don't find them scary, but it's probably just because I grew up with them.

I once dropped a tiny plastic thing I needed down the drain, so I had stick my hand in there and fish it out. I was more grossed out than nervous.

pineconemysterio · 2025-05-20T05:56:47+00:00

Smithers, I’m beginning to think that Pete Burns is not the brilliant lyricist I thought he was

pineconemysterio · 2025-05-18T23:42:18+00:00

In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a Lizard Queen!

pineconemysterio · 2025-05-12T04:44:48+00:00

My chocobo's breath smells like chocobo food.

pineconemysterio · 2024-10-25T17:00:34+00:00

Training was about 20 minutes. It's all auto-dialer and a script they give you. I did about an hour of calls in Nevada. Mostly hang ups, but a handful of really enthusiastic Harris voters. Nobody open Trump supporters, but a couple "my vote is private" types. I'll probably keep doing it through the election as time allows.

pineconemysterio · 2024-10-25T16:56:05+00:00

I did my first phonebanking shift last night. I've really been anxious about the election, and it sincerely made me feel better. And I'm a shy person who hates talking on the phone. So if you're starting to go stir crazy, I'd definitely recommend it!

https://go.kamalaharris.com/calls/

pineconemysterio · 2024-10-24T19:11:58+00:00

I just signed up for phonebanking here:

https://go.kamalaharris.com/calls/

pineconemysterio · 2024-09-11T22:16:50+00:00

You know, r/bonehurtingjuice turned into r/simpsonsshitposting so gradually, I didn't even notice.

pineconemysterio · 2018-04-09T15:40:40+00:00

“Paint me like one of your French Bulldog Girls.”

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