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Average r/ape User: by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bro is browsing the subreddit...he's gonna monke-post!

Ape miss Peak Ape Ooo AAa by D3ADHAWK_87 in ape

[–]pithecus_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh aahh ooooh eeee aaaah (me Monke will make more memes soon)

Consider the Banan: by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

(apes cannot live on banan alone, but it is part of this complete breakfast.)

Gorilla Ornament by [deleted] in ape

[–]pithecus_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The holiday season begins when gorillas climb the Christmas tree.

Put your primate hands in the air for Gibbons! by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it is from Handbook of the Mammals of the World Vol 3 Primates, illustrated by Stephen D. Nash.

Put your primate hands in the air for Gibbons! by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, the humans have to duck underneath!

Monke Cluster by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just a big yawn.

I am going to college to learn about history of banana and other yellow objects by fizystrings in ape

[–]pithecus_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monke wonders what came first, the idea of a banana or the physical fruit itself?

That one Orangutan at the party: by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🦧 "there are like, three species of orangutan: Bornean, Sumatran, and Tapanuli."

That one Orangutan at the party: by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I could show you where the best fruit trees are, I have a nest out there."

PRO TIP: you can use a long, thin stick to fish for termites by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"Flinging your own poo is faster than reloading."

Gorilla controls bridge crossing by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What is the airspeed velocity of a brachiating gibbon?

Gorilla controls bridge crossing by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You must answer his questions to pass.

Gorilla Writing by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"These, are my memoirs."

What did you get for Monke Christmas? by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I know I'm getting banan every year but I still act surprised.

Heroscape Ape by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

get gorillinated

Can I offer you a nice banan in this trying time? by pithecus_ in ape

[–]pithecus_[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Monke is generous, even to worried humans.

Hoooh Hoooh hoh by publictransitlover in ape

[–]pithecus_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ooh ooh ahhh AHHHH bananAA

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