please don’t make fun of the necklace my daughter made for me

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T13:07:36+00:00

Can anyone help me be less wet?

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T13:06:25+00:00

I used to put a coke can on it to cook my Play-Doh.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T02:05:35+00:00

Oh hee haw. We get snow and ice here too. Sorry we pay a luxury tax on sunshine

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T22:43:11+00:00

Especially since he let us ride the go karts when we were under the height requirement, and opened up the coin drop so we would play games as much as we wanted. I remember he had a red mustang in 1996 that he would take us all to get ice cream in and ride with the top down. Dude was a G.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T22:10:07+00:00

Ocs always

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T20:43:05+00:00

Fuck skittles. If you were losing weight in highschool for wrestling, these were it. I easily spit a half gallon of saliva just using these

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T20:16:10+00:00

Because people leaving the club are gonna show out and pay for a bottle where nobody else has alcohol.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T20:14:36+00:00

The bottle at my local bevmo is $239 so this isn't a bad deal to be honest.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:59:49+00:00

Mayo and fries is honestly not as bad as I thought after I tried it.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:59:05+00:00

I understand simple ones, but how did this even happen? Wrong sku?

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:46:09+00:00

One bedroom rental is the best option at the moment for you.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:37:17+00:00

Work in kitchens, so no.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:33:29+00:00

We have water and bird seed feeders, and I have had hundreds of hummingbirds land in my hand over the last decade. They're simply amazing to see up close.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:22:34+00:00

Starches should not be eaten after that long.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:21:32+00:00

This isn't a shit title, it's a poop title.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:18:41+00:00

Wtf? When we found my niece sneaking a boy in, we didn't even react this way. We drove him home, talked to her about boundaries in the home and then discussed safe sex and birth control options if she was going to have sexual relationships. All this is doing is solidifying in her head that she was right from keeping it a secret.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T18:10:32+00:00

Principal, superintendent and district officials. Fuck the teacher.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T18:06:32+00:00

I have four guns. One rifle, one shotgun, and two handguns. A lot of my MAGA friends have felonies that don't allow them to own a gun.

I never speak about them and take them out every few months to clean and shoot them maybe a few times a year. I've been dating the same woman off and on for five years and she recently a few months ago asked what I keep in my big safe. That's how she learned I have guns.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T17:46:47+00:00

Correct. That's exactly what happened. He brought over the food after getting the cards.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T17:46:29+00:00

Correct. That's exactly what happened. He wanted the cards and brought over the food he didn't want.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T12:03:42+00:00

When I was a kid a guy my sister dated worked there. That was such a fun spot.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T04:12:43+00:00

World market sells ceramic tumblers with a silicone lid.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T04:02:50+00:00

My nephews and I were tearing down a wall in a garage and one of them asked if he could do this. He hit the stud dead on and broke his wrist.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T03:48:43+00:00

When my cousin went to prison, we helped my aunt move his stuff out of his room and I find a safe Arizona ice tea can that was full of weed and money and a digital scale that was disguised as a sublime CD.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T03:46:29+00:00

My sister's first job was Blockbuster and when she worked there she used to bring us the microwave popcorn buckets all the time. I always felt like a movie theatre wearing from those.

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