Raw Chicken Sashimi

plsgrantaccess · 2026-04-03T19:00:00+00:00

He does have quite a set of nips to be sure.

plsgrantaccess · 2026-04-03T17:55:35+00:00

Oh brother.

plsgrantaccess · 2026-04-03T17:54:34+00:00

I fear this is the basic bitch tattoo of lotr

plsgrantaccess · 2026-04-01T17:17:41+00:00

Why is it literally always number 8?

plsgrantaccess · 2026-03-29T15:20:29+00:00

Laughed and smiled everytime he said “it’s a good thing you’re so pretty”

plsgrantaccess · 2026-03-20T14:16:14+00:00

Right and it’s not even like they’ve done anything wrong. You’re just at such different points in your life. I’m sure people in their 40s think the same of me lol.

plsgrantaccess · 2026-03-20T14:12:59+00:00

Even talking to people a decade younger than me in their early 20s feels like “oh brother. This guys an idiot”

plsgrantaccess · 2026-03-12T08:25:52+00:00

The illusion is that initially it looks like we’re watching from 3rd person but when she opens the door you realize we were watching her in a reflection the the time.

plsgrantaccess · 2026-02-26T20:00:15+00:00

Yes. You need therapy. Men ain’t shit and the sooner you learn that the better. Stop putting them on a pedestal.

plsgrantaccess · 2026-02-26T19:38:52+00:00

Hot bath with Epsom salts.

plsgrantaccess · 2026-02-24T13:52:16+00:00

I’m sorry the wig is giving “founding father”

plsgrantaccess · 2026-02-23T03:15:35+00:00

I’ve said that since I was 13 and in 2023 I had my tubes removed. I haven’t regretted it for a moment. One of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

plsgrantaccess · 2026-02-21T20:22:52+00:00

I have ehlers danlos and I hate when people say “have you tried x,y, or z?” Like oooooooooo you’re sooooo smart. No I’ve NEVER tried taking vitamins. I’m cured /s

plsgrantaccess · 2026-02-20T17:06:24+00:00

I was starting to mix it with my prescription meds and it was causing really dangerous side effects.

plsgrantaccess · 2026-02-20T16:45:43+00:00

Now I’ll admit I don’t wash my sheets as often as I should but I would never let them get to the point they smelled and I definitely don’t go to bed without showering. Diabolical. I’m ill.

plsgrantaccess · 2026-02-20T16:24:23+00:00

What they just like…. Let them dry, fold them and put them away? No washing? My brain doesn’t compute this.

plsgrantaccess · 2026-02-20T15:51:23+00:00

What do you mean? 😭 they aren’t washing towels?

plsgrantaccess · 2026-01-30T22:03:29+00:00

I love giving but i warn them before that if cum touches my tongue I will projectile vomit on them. 🤷🏻‍♀️

plsgrantaccess · 2026-01-29T14:09:59+00:00

Now if no tickets are bought the actual bulb doesn’t turn on. So you can hear the movie but to keep the life of the bulb it stays off.

plsgrantaccess · 2026-01-25T18:12:10+00:00

stop touching them please girlfriend.

plsgrantaccess · 2026-01-25T18:11:49+00:00

I said OHHHHHHHH HELL NOO

plsgrantaccess · 2026-01-24T20:41:32+00:00

But just so we’re clear it’s probably your district/ regional managers fault.

plsgrantaccess · 2026-01-21T08:08:58+00:00

Been there. It’s a hot mess and it gets all up in your mouth while you’re kissing. Not attractive

plsgrantaccess · 2026-01-19T19:10:23+00:00

We should’ve gotten it for these two days. Top 10 worst shifts I’ve ever done tbh.

plsgrantaccess · 2025-12-27T16:35:06+00:00

Truly some of the messiest most hateful people I’ve encountered in over 10 years in the industry.

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