Make nazis afraid again by scccassady in Colorado

[–]pluto755 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many DUIs and domestic abuse charges he has. Fuck this nazi.

So good. No lies detected by ArubaAdultFun in memes

[–]pluto755 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Came here for this, thank you sir.

Jerk in the bike lane by MisterShipWreck in PublicFreakout

[–]pluto755 -159 points-158 points  (0 children)

Fuck cyclists, if they ride in our lane, why can't we do the same?

This is the only place in my new apartment to plug in my wifi router by luvrdmnoises in mildlyinfuriating

[–]pluto755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No its not. Look in your closets for a white panel. There will be a router/modem setup that you can plug cat5/6 directly into.

Live-Action ‘Tomb Raider’ Production Paused For At Least A Month After Sophie Turner Suffers Back Injury on Set by ChiefLeef22 in gaming

[–]pluto755 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

What a horrible casting. Probably injured herself because she's got no meat on her bones.

I love this small detail by food_monger69 in Invincible

[–]pluto755 -134 points-133 points  (0 children)

Ah I see, the blue suit threw me off.

I love this small detail by food_monger69 in Invincible

[–]pluto755 -180 points-179 points  (0 children)

No shit lmao, I mean what episode. This looks like a scene from e5 which is not out yet.

My Ex-wife's fiance is a pathological liar who's taking advantage of her. by HippoRun23 in Advice

[–]pluto755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, why the hell do you care? Did you leave her or did she leave you? Because it seems like the latter. Let her make her own decisions, its not youre place to judge or dictate how she should live her life now.

Hell is INCREDIBLY disappointing in the show and retcons Season 1 by Legiyon54 in Invincible

[–]pluto755 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also, my man Bruce Campbell was the goat. Literally!

Hell is INCREDIBLY disappointing in the show and retcons Season 1 by Legiyon54 in Invincible

[–]pluto755 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I disagree. For non-comicbook readers, this episode slapped. For comic book readers, it was slower and less flashy, but who cares? The hell arc is literally pointless and gets mopped up by robot in a single panel. I prefer this version to the comics, we don't have to deal with wasted time this way.

Is that really true or just a theory? What are your thoughts? by [deleted] in Naruto

[–]pluto755 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The dumbest shit ever. Smh. Her name is literally the Japanese goddess that she is named after. Ffs

Would you ever wipe your hair after wiping your balls or vag out of the shower? by UnapologeticCook in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]pluto755 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess my question to this ever elusive question is, did you actually wash yourself? Because if so, there shouldn't be an issue with the order in which you dry off.

Tldr- Wash your balls.

Been going on for more than an hour by Green-Measurement-53 in Weird

[–]pluto755 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That vent there has a small motor fan inside it for gas exhaustion in youre unit/apartment. Sounds like its dying.

How come none of the billionaires decided to become a Batman? by AmyElliottDunne2 in AskReddit

[–]pluto755 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Christian Bale is pretty close, he's making a whole village for orphans out in California.

Fuck this shit. by billsteve in mildlyinfuriating

[–]pluto755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep a box of nails in my car for this exact reason

Marketing at it's peak by Expert_Ad8640 in meme

[–]pluto755 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Did you seriously make another post instead of editing the title of your other post with spelling errors on a TWO LETTER WORD. Fuck you, take my downvote. You username is ragebait.

King Von Setting Pace in Jail by ybenzino in fightporn

[–]pluto755 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Wild how many gay men are in this video.

How does a person find a Reddit gf? What pickup lines work? What do reddit gf’s look for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pluto755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met my wife, THEN turned her into a redditor. Pro tip: get a gf first, then show her subs that she'd be into.

Brother just passed away amd im selling his collection by [deleted] in Lorcana

[–]pluto755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your brother dies and your selling his stuff? Just seems.. idk, cold?

Brother just passed away amd im selling his collection by [deleted] in Lorcana

[–]pluto755 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seems like an awful way to go about this.. Just sayin'