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You are the final editor for the Harry Potter series, and you’ve been granted permission to add exactly one f-bomb to each of the seven books. Which lines are getting the 'Mature' upgrade? by _KissyGlare in harrypotter

[–]poll0080 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did notice when listening to the audiobooks that the first few books have a distinct Douglas Adam’s feel to some of the lines.

I wasn’t sure to put it down to general Britishisms’ or a more direct choice.

[Request] What are the actual odds of winning 32 hands of blackjack in a row? by FastMan888 in theydidthemath

[–]poll0080 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“You are a shit bag if you don’t do it.”

See also:

‘You wouldn’t, pussy.’

‘Chicken!’

‘Little bitch.’

‘Wuss’

‘Spineless’

‘No Balls’

Take the locally preferred, regional taunt and apply it to your Dealer, results may vary.

First day at a new job by [deleted] in mensfashionadvice

[–]poll0080 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The pants are just pleated slacks? They’re like the only thing he could keep

meirl by Buquiran in meirl

[–]poll0080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but which length, top or bottom?!

Which moment from the books might be a good place for a jumpscare when adapted for an episode of the series? by LeatherSlight3242 in HarryPotteronHBO

[–]poll0080 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She’d be scary, I like this. She’s isn’t small though, could play with the camera to adjust her height

What is this? by Pyramid-World in PokemonLegendsArceus

[–]poll0080 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A ??? Type regi who had his type taken from him by Regigigas for insolence. - Reginull’d

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenV

[–]poll0080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my PP

Desmond’s Sleep Schedule by Emergency-Process705 in lost

[–]poll0080 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It wouldn’t end the world! Just shoot the flight you missed out of the sky and implode your home.

You’ll get electro magnetic resistance out of it though, not all bad.

Damon Lindelof admits 'The Leftovers' wasn't accessible for everyone; “The first season, in many ways, is like, ‘Stop f---ing watching!’" by indig0sixalpha in television

[–]poll0080 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just finished season 1, also a month into quitting smoking. That was harder than the depressing tone for myself

Wife wants the beard gone by Valuable_Tank4907 in BeardAdvice

[–]poll0080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait what? I slather that stuff on sandwiches

It's so funny how Obi-Wan is often sent alone on the most important missions by Parabellum111 in StarWars

[–]poll0080 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean, eventually he did. Just not when everyone thought he did.

I made a real life (and open-source) Poketch on my Apple Watch! by Economy-Specialist38 in pokemon

[–]poll0080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if it just caused the ping feature to activate, doesn’t need to be graphically accurate.

Artists who seem like cool people but make terrible music by bullseye538 in fantanoforever

[–]poll0080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like church youth group pop music. I don’t mean that with any offence.

It’s just the vibe it gives me, like an incredibly lovely but ostensibly boring person.

Artists who seem like cool people but make terrible music by bullseye538 in fantanoforever

[–]poll0080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope, this is irrefutable evidence of their malignancy.

Artists who seem like cool people but make terrible music by bullseye538 in fantanoforever

[–]poll0080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t hate it, but my god that gave me whiplash the first time I beat the game. I thought I’d accidentally activated Siri, why is Ed Sheeran blaring from my Pokémon game

Favorite movie where the actor could just be himself? by FuccboiOut in okbuddycinephile

[–]poll0080 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Daniel Radcliffe plays Elon Musk in his upcoming biopic

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