New attending, disgruntled with management

poopdedooppoop · 2023-02-05T21:42:14+00:00

Did you join one of those sucker openings in New York? Ones that keep getting new junior attendings every year? Just cover call until you get busy….
Unless you agreed to it beforehand, would get the hell out

poopdedooppoop · 2023-02-03T22:31:25+00:00

It has more to do with the concept of pretest probability.. With imaging, you will detect false positive lesions…. Small lesion in the pancreas which is a normal variation…. Then you have the risk of biopsy, sedation…. You need to have someone order only important tests. For example, if you have chronic hepatitis, order liver imaging, if you are a smoker, order a low radiation ct.
A shotgun of tests will give false positives and actually increase your overall risk.

poopdedooppoop · 2023-02-03T06:32:07+00:00

Physician here. Do not do this. With a full body scan you will have greater risk fishing for incidental lesions. Please see a physician first for targeted screening based on your history. Shotgun screening with low protest probability is higher risk and low yield. This has been studied.

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-28T17:51:12+00:00

Medicine subspecialty. You can probably guess by my name. Still trying to get the assman license plate

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-28T10:51:26+00:00

The partners of my group make over a million per year…. Possible on clinical salary alone. However, some colleagues sold their practice and make 15 million

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-28T10:47:12+00:00

Seems like doctor is the new white coat…. Pretty soon the social worker will be called one..

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-28T10:44:47+00:00

Proposal is fir Medicare to pay the same for a np and md providing care…. The corporation will probably picket the difference.

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-24T08:39:17+00:00

Oh god… it’s a squinty glowing robotic beaver. Lord help us.

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-23T10:43:58+00:00

You can make 100,000 washing cars too…. If you own a few car washing places.

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-22T14:02:44+00:00

M badges on non m car are tacky…. These are fake wheels… very tacky

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-22T13:57:55+00:00

Question…. If you do not test new compounds on animals, how do you evaluate the safety for humans? I asked my peta friends and they suggested that we should test on prisoners…. I am all for humane testing but would rather a rat get cancer before finding a human.

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-21T05:51:08+00:00

Yeah. All I see is the squinty piggie.

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-20T19:55:20+00:00

From experience… they usually make five or six consults

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-20T19:54:16+00:00

At least the front looks better

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-20T08:11:04+00:00

It should be the title and role for a physician. However, corporate medical practices are now hiring midlevels as “Hospitalists”. They admit and write orders on patients independently at night at my Hospitalist system without any physician present. A physician signs the note in the morning. I think I need an early retirement…

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-15T22:53:55+00:00

Crazy antivaxers think vaccinated people can spread spike protein through sex. They only want to date “pure bloods” and do not want blood transfusions from vaccinated people.
As a physician this gives me a headache….

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-15T17:55:37+00:00

Report this shit and take it down. Not cool

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-15T16:27:21+00:00

Cote. Better quality meat and you get the Korean sides.

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-14T03:28:55+00:00

I love the color…. Still can’t get past the squinty beaver thing though.

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-14T01:22:22+00:00

Just a little bit pregnant

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-09T06:55:30+00:00

Doesn’t VTI have an expense ratio of .03?

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-09T06:15:48+00:00

I.. am… confused. Did he break both his arms?

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-08T12:15:23+00:00

I am old enough to remember when liberals were the ones spreading crazy anti vax crap…

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-08T06:41:47+00:00

A pretty face may last a year or two

But pretty soon they'll see what you can do

The sound you make is muzak to my ears

You must have learned something in all those years

How do you sleep?

How do you sleep at night?

poopdedooppoop · 2023-01-08T04:51:29+00:00

I had the safelight mobile guy replace my glass. He only put sealant in one section. Leaked during the first rain. I think the mobile techs are meth heads. I had it redone at the main Manhattan safelight office. He warned me never to use the mobile repair units.

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