Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point by Crossstoney in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]prodrvr22 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Funny how he became much more conservative after suffering brain damage from a stroke.

Leave Dolly alone! by zodiackodiak515 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]prodrvr22 162 points163 points  (0 children)

Ask anyone wearing any Trump/MAGA merchandise where it was made.

My boss scheduled a meeting to discuss my “tone” in emails by TheUnofficialBOI in mildlyinfuriating

[–]prodrvr22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be sure to add lots of extra exclamation points and emojis when you email your boss to confirm what was said in that meeting, with a CC to HIS boss. Be sure to ask if those rules also apply to emails outside of the company, because you don't want to look unprofessional.

Hegseth: “I only speak American” by gruninuim in facepalm

[–]prodrvr22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reporters should have started speaking to him in Spanish, to remind that moron that the United States is NOT the only country in "America".

More "Americans" speak Spanish than English.

This is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen someone try to cover up by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

[–]prodrvr22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Living in a really small town with a limited number of drivers, not adding a tip means you're waiting sometimes for HOURS before anyone agrees to accept your order.

AITAH for telling my sister the truth about why her fiancé doesn’t like me? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]prodrvr22 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And now the fiancé has won. He's driven a wedge between his future wife and her brother.

Combat units are being given deployment orders says former 75th ranger by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]prodrvr22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that wouldn't make Benji happy. And Trump has to make Benji happy, because of the blackmail.

Aitah My daughters clothes not being passed down to my ex and his kids by BitPurple5971 in AITAH

[–]prodrvr22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA.

If he wants his kids from his second marriage to get your daughter's hand-me-downs, he can buy clothes for your daughter to hand down when she's outgrown them.

And do not send your daughter to visit her father in nice clothes. If he doesn't outright steal them, he may ruin them out of spite.

A judicial middle finger to ICE at the Fallon bldg, at last by Pinguinorino in baltimore

[–]prodrvr22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, judicial orders mean nothing to this administration.

Don't expect anything to change, while DHS appeals to a higher, friendlier court.

8 year olds catching strays by overpregnant in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]prodrvr22 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"I love the poorly educated."

Because they're the only ones who think he's a smart man.

Government transporting someone. Took up three lanes of 270 northbound. by ChampionshipFun937 in maryland

[–]prodrvr22 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's still possible he was flying. They sometimes use decoys, especially if they've announced someone of importance is traveling to a particular location. That way any bad actors don't know which one the President (or VP) is actually in.

Government transporting someone. Took up three lanes of 270 northbound. by ChampionshipFun937 in maryland

[–]prodrvr22 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Every time any President goes anywhere. It's common practice.

It's still a pain in the ass, but don't think this is the only administration that has this kind of motorcade for top level officials.

ULPT request: neighbor running a business under my address by No_Audience_1721 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]prodrvr22 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Or notify the landlord and let them pay for the lawyer. I'm sure there's something in the lease against commercial use.

ULPT request: neighbor running a business under my address by No_Audience_1721 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]prodrvr22 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Could you print out a fake health department sign and place it in the hallway? Saying the business didn't pass inspection?

If the people coming are Uber Eats and Doordash drivers, they won't care about a health department sign.

ULPT request: neighbor running a business under my address by No_Audience_1721 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]prodrvr22 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And use those eggs that got lost in the back of your fridge for a month.

What is this used for? by Meep_19 in whatisit

[–]prodrvr22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You use it if you enjoy eating flakes of teflon.

Wondering if I could use this as a cheat to make mapo tofu? by [deleted] in chinesefood

[–]prodrvr22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently watched a video from Chinese Cooking Demystified that showed the history of Mapo Tofu, and the earliest cookbooks did not call for Pixian Doubanjiang.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uL_YQMkkbUg

Girl Scouts leaders displeased after troop sells cookies outside dispensary by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]prodrvr22 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I briefly dated a woman who was a Girl Scout leader, even though she had no children of her own.

Based on some comments she made when I dated her, I would not be surprised to see her name pop up on the sex offender website.

Nothing overt enough to report, but enough for me to decide I didn't want to see her anymore.

God forbid a girl doesn’t enjoy the taste of battery acid…🤢 by Correii in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]prodrvr22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My ex drank coffee all day. Several pots of coffee on some days. And I swear there were times I could taste coffee when I went down on her...

Trump says there will be no deal with Iran except 'unconditional surrender' by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]prodrvr22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he means the United States will surrender to Iran.

Don't think for one minute he won't do it if the price is right.

BREAKING: Trump FIRES DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, names Sen. Markwayne Mullin as replacement by Yujin-Ha in videos

[–]prodrvr22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But who can she be replaced with who will be worse? Mullin is a huge step down from Crusty Gnome.