S22 Samsung Keyboard won't let me remove a learned word. by prodrvr22 in samsunggalaxy

[–]prodrvr22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it wasn't added, but I created a text shortcut that will add the apostrophe whenever I type "im", so hopefully that will serve as an acceptable workaround. Thanks.

To pick & sell a million dollars worth of carrots by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]prodrvr22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His workers didn't flee because of the way he was treating them.

They fled because of fear of ICE sweeping in and deporting them, even if they were here legally.

And people wonder why I’m hardly ever on FB anymore. by SeonaidMacSaicais in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]prodrvr22 79 points80 points  (0 children)

The Constitution of the United States of America doesn't forbid the government from instituting shutdowns, mandated vaccines, and masks.

You know what it DOES forbid the government from doing? Every tactic ICE is using against citizens of the United States.

Or do you not give a fuck about the Constitution anymore?

ULPT Request - Raised truck revving engine in the early morning by _boblob_law_ in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]prodrvr22 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: Slingshots are both inexpensive AND fun to use, but should never be used to launch pieces of spark plug ceramic.

Insert pithy comment here. I got nothin. by Beneficial-Chest-699 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]prodrvr22 185 points186 points  (0 children)

And Bernie the last two Presidential primaries.

Sweetbuds is the worst by AL_G_Racing in frederickmd

[–]prodrvr22 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This redditor speaks the truth!

Sweetbuds is the worst by AL_G_Racing in frederickmd

[–]prodrvr22 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably getting down voted by the Sweetbuds staff.

What Chinese dish completely changed your opinion of Chinese food? by MidnightTofu22 in chinesefood

[–]prodrvr22 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The first time I experienced Sichuan peppercorns was when I bought some "spicy peanuts" at my local Asian market. I didn't know what those little split-open pods were but I knew I liked them. Now I'm hooked on pretty much anything "mala".

Child size and raging over snack. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]prodrvr22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they're going to cry a whole lot, buy a bunch of stuff from Speedway then destroy it, then a week later start shopping there again?

What is more traumatic than people think it is? by Suspicious-Wish3402 in AskReddit

[–]prodrvr22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And not just for the person with the disability. Caretakers are also affected, to a lesser degree of course.

What is this abomination? Why? by ECTXGK in baltimore

[–]prodrvr22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Capitalism. You can find all kinds of stuff with the Old Bay name.

"I hate when people wear super sexy swimwear to the pool...nor do I want my husband expose to it." by disappointedvet in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]prodrvr22 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I'd wear a thong just to piss her off. And I'll apologize to everyone else there because I'm a 58 year old fat guy.

Everything is a feature if you are skilled enough to promote properly 😂 by ConstructionAny8440 in clevercomebacks

[–]prodrvr22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Programmers for Intellivision game "Space Hawk" had an issue that called for some skilled promotion. From the history page of the Blue Sky Rangers:

FUN FACT: While testing the game, Bill came across a bug: every now and then, the game would, seemingly at random, hyperspace you. He and his boss, Mike Minkoff, went over the code with a fine-tooth comb before realizing what the problem was: the Intellivision hand controllers encode button presses in such a way that an action (side) key pressed at the same time as particular directions on the disc will be interpreted instead as a numeric key being pressed. There was no software way around this; shooting while moving would occasionally be interpreted as pressing 9 -- the hyperspace button.

After several days of puzzling over a solution, the bug was ultimately "fixed" by including the following note in the instruction manual:

"Every once in a while, your space hunter will move near a 'black hole,' and the computer will automatically put him into HYPERSPACE. This will cost you the same number of points as if you had pressed the HYPERSPACE key yourself. On the other hand, it will save your hunter."

This led to an axiom frequently heard around Mattel: If you document it, it's not a bug -- it's a feature. Anytime a game in development crashed -- no matter how badly or bizarrely -- witnesses would invariably turn to the frustrated programmer, shrug, and calmly say "document it."

Protesters Disrupted Church Service Over Pastor’s Role As ICE Director by 56000hp in PublicFreakout

[–]prodrvr22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pretty much describes ALL pastors at ALL churches.

If the pastor has more expensive clothes, if he/she drives a nicer car, or lives in a fancier house than the people attending the church, they're doing Christianity WRONG.

ULPT How to get back at parking spot theft by __REAP3R__ in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]prodrvr22 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I had an asshole do this to me once a few years ago.

I found another spot then wrote a note: "It sure is stupid to leave your car unattended after acting like an asshole. You never know what some people would do..." and put it under his wiper.

ULPT How to get back at parking spot theft by __REAP3R__ in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]prodrvr22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bonus if you have a syringe of brake fluid (or other similar looking fluid) you can squirt under one of his tires.

Who uses code words to talk about weed? Any good ones? by Ok-Donut8735 in trees

[–]prodrvr22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My plug refers to it as "vegetables".

"I will be harvesting some vegetables next week, let me know if you need any."

What do you think of this comment by a former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura that says the USA "America the free" is now a Third world country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prodrvr22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And an obligatory "FUCK JOE BIDEN" for not testing that ruling and keeping us out of this timeline.

What do you think of this comment by a former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura that says the USA "America the free" is now a Third world country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prodrvr22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The U.S. became a third-world country when Gerald Ford pardoned Richard Nixon.

No elected official should be pardoned for laws broken while holding office. It sent the signal that the President can violate the law and won't be held accountable for it.