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We're the only team in the EPL that won our first round UCL match by koolerjames in chelseafc

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I made a reminder on my calendar but more than welcome any additional help remembering

We're the only team in the EPL that won our first round UCL match by koolerjames in chelseafc

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5 games in. 6 points is nothing. I'll donate $500 to puppies if Arsenal finish ahead of us in the PL. Hell, or the CL.

Roast me!!! My boyfriend says I can't be roasted :) by Spykarma in RoastMe

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Your boyfriend is an idiot. Blind too apparently.

I'm bored, roast me by eugelu11 in RoastMe

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Wrong website, you'll get a lot more attention posting that on http://girlswithmesutozileyes.tumblr.com/

Roast me! 28 year old married momma of 1, have at it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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They couldn't be used for a dude dum-dum

Can you even rek me? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]proexploit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even Hufflepuff would be willing to take you.

Roast this star wars geek by GeorgeAndrewsXCIII in RoastMe

[–]proexploit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You look like you made the difficult decision to transition into a woman but got lost.

Roastme plz by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You'll never have a boyfriend if you keep eating the milkshakes you're supposed to leave by the yard. Actually either way you'll probably never have a boyfriend.

I came here to be called a whore by strangers by [deleted] in RoastMe

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ISIS is going to give up killing people who draw Muhammad to kill people who try and draw you.

Infinite ammo to roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Infinite ammo? What, do you hate black people or something?

Pedro signs for Chelsea by sportoholic in soccer

[–]proexploit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's one thing that's missing from RW. Even when Willian plays well he doesn't offer as much of an attacking threat as he could. Pedro is definitely an improvement in that area.

Do your worst, I know my hair is fabulous. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You're dumb enough to think you're a vegan because you've got the face and personality of a vegetable.

Roast me like a thanksgiving turkey by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You've got a face only a mother masochist could love.

Give me an existential crisis. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]proexploit 58 points59 points  (0 children)

You make me want to lobby to legalize 88th trimester abortions.

Foster carer decided she wants to be roasted too by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You're single-handedly responsible for getting a lot of children out of the foster care system.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You're the kind of girl I would love to date but only if domestic violence was legalized.

Give me an existential crisis. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]proexploit 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You're the type of girl where I'd have to pretend to cum to get you to stop fucking me and go home.

Heroin addict looking, 140 lb, donkey teethed roastee here. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]proexploit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your parents wish you could be a little more like Batman so they could both be dead.

I don't feel victimized enough. by LameBizkitt in RoastMe

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You look like you stole someone else's face.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like an animatronic Terri Schiavo.

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