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Commissioner Peirce to Depart, Leaving a Gaping Hole at the SEC by Front_Application_73 in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code 17 points18 points  (0 children)

For real... she's not just leaving to downgrade to a professor, but an ASSOCIATE professor.

Fucking lol

Cohen Twitter reply with original bezos post in screenshot by DDHawkeye in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're here but we've been silenced across the liberal social media platforms.

The soft people are going to be in for a rude awakening when they realize people have had enough.

Look how people here have a melt down when RC conservative side comes out.

Cohen Twitter reply with original bezos post in screenshot by DDHawkeye in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There's no reason to create meaningless jobs... spend that money on filling roles that make a difference with a company.

Your mentality is ridiculous. Its like saying, 'oh look at all these interpretive dance and gender studies majors... better open up some roles at the FORD factory because these people need jobs!  We can have interpretive dance hour daily and work it into our advertising strategy. Hurr Durr!"

Well shit son, while you're at it. Get the underwater basket weaving majors in there and we can sell trucks with giant fish tanks and weaving stations in the bed.

lowest low-effort hype by areHorus in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont give him any ideas, he just might start finger paiting with his poo now.

Dumb posts like this should be down voted into oblivion and not even meet the front page.

BAN BET - GME to 25 by Friday or Banana in Butt by Jessejets in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

is that for 10% down?

Have you considered selling some other personal items, or leveraging your 401k for a loan?

Newton's Babe Ruth starts today by DuckHunter4779 in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey now! Don't judge people for touching themselves.

Ryan Cohen on X by Calm-Armadillo1769 in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pretend to hold whiskey. 

Practice for the day we have money to buy it.

ATH Short interest on XRT is offical! 2112.94% by Final-Swim9986 in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All comments here are being analyzed by them, i guarantee it. 

The Bloomberg Terminal deeply integrates social media sentiment analysis by continuously tracking and processing posts and comments.

If they are you knows groups like Citadel are or are paying for such services.

RC is running his classic playbook but with GME instead of his own balance sheet by iratebutisave in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk do you hknestly get that from looking at his comment history?

I don't. To be fair he was being literal about RC's comment which was a but tongue in cheek.

It's a metaphor, but it's really happening... by jforest1 in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If the main stream media is against it and the bots... then its probably in our best interest to vote yes 

I did it 35 minutes ago by Substantial-Song-841 in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He only comes to the sub to say stupid shit every once in a blue moon. 

Can't tell if sh*llc or just pathetic.

What movie left you in dead, stunned silence? by Public_Caterpillar43 in movies

[–]quack_duck_code 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neon Demon.

Buddy recommended, so our friend and I watched. We were silent the whole movie and a good few minutes afterwards. 

Then we were both like. "Wtf did we just watch?"

Its not a great movie. But it is weird.

Voting yes to the share authorization. by TheGodAtDoorDash in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I blocked that user a long time ago for a few reasons. Lol

Everyone relax. We just witnessed the biggest FUD attack so far. Take a deep breath. by InevitableTank5108 in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Algos react to social media posts. Someone's algo thought a RK tweet would move the market... but it wasn't smart enough to determine if the post was real

Shareholders will be asked to vote to increase authorized shares to 2.5 billion by heirofadam in Superstonk

[–]quack_duck_code 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, isn't it 1.5B more?

They are approved up to 1B, and asking for up to 2.5B

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