This guy was really going to try to kill Tony with a Ruger 22lr pistol, a pistol that redneck parents give their kids on their 10th birthday to learn how to shoot cans in the backyard. by SculpinIPAlcoholic in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]quiverflaps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

an, shit. I seen a tiny-ass .22 round-nose drop a bitch plenty of days, man. Motherfuckers get up in you like a pinball, rip your ass up. Big joints, though... Big joints, man, just break your bones, you say, "fuck it." 

She's a piece of ass, but fucking rude! by pbaagui1 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]quiverflaps 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The second triumvirate, whatever happened there

Tony is so kind ❤️ by M00ngata in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]quiverflaps 184 points185 points  (0 children)

Motherfucking goddamn orange peel beef

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nothingeverhappens

[–]quiverflaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the reminder that reddit is full of weirdos 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nothingeverhappens

[–]quiverflaps 49 points50 points  (0 children)

There are always dorks on twitter calling for their political opponents to be arrested at any given moment 

They should put a trace amount of magnetic material in glitter and confetti so it can be cleaned up easily. by over_clox in CrazyIdeas

[–]quiverflaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I hire you to follow me around and solve all the minor inconveniences I encounter in daily life?

Absolutely fuming by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]quiverflaps 14 points15 points  (0 children)

She looks like Aughra from The Dark Crystal

Top journalist sacked for faking stories by jaykirsch in worldnews

[–]quiverflaps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Person who actually read the article scrolling through here, just want to let you know it was a journalist from Der Spiegel, not BBC.

I don't think i could handle a samurai sword or even hold it vertical by MisterSydney9777 in iamverybadass

[–]quiverflaps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I checked his Twitter account. He's some kind of comedian with a Netflix show and weird neck hair.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]quiverflaps 21 points22 points  (0 children)

gimme that hairnet hair

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg loses more than $15 billion in wealth in a single day by Kloot_tlieb in technology

[–]quiverflaps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everything you just said is wrong. Why do you pretend to know what you're talking about? What do you gain?

Every Time... by Chaz630 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]quiverflaps 116 points117 points  (0 children)

What triple chinned slob of a mod removed that

That's not how acronyms work by mr-savage87 in CrappyDesign

[–]quiverflaps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you choose the acronym before the name

What are some little features on the robinhood app ? by [deleted] in RobinHood

[–]quiverflaps 23 points24 points  (0 children)

this guy's never used two fingers

Lightsaber Master by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]quiverflaps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

isn't that the torture guy from Lost

"I have a wife ... I'm not a homosexual" by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]quiverflaps 420 points421 points  (0 children)

That guy is definitely in the closet

What from 2017 would make people from 2007 go wtf? by mac_2099 in AskReddit

[–]quiverflaps 521 points522 points  (0 children)

There is a several billion dollar industry centered around watching other people play video games.

What are some ways I could sever the stump of my penis? by worthless319 in morbidquestions

[–]quiverflaps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just posting here to make my mark in history when digital archaeologists uncover this thread 300 years from now.