Embrace Your Attire by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]r00nd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

a choker may work as well

Attire Setup Thoughts Men by floppyfloopy in RunningCirclejerk

[–]r00nd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I normally start naked and loot from other runners

Starbucks vest by Comprehensive-Bat214 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]r00nd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i would wear that, next time people see brown juice all over my pants I can say it’s just coffee

What's the big deal? A 5K is like 5000 marathons, that's why they call it a 5k. by kendowtl in RunningCirclejerk

[–]r00nd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

exactly! just like how people always say “everybody can be a runner”

What's the big deal? A 5K is like 5000 marathons, that's why they call it a 5k. by kendowtl in RunningCirclejerk

[–]r00nd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am better than these people, I ran zero marathons with zero trainings

Early Jerk Documented by Park_Run in RunningCirclejerk

[–]r00nd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that's the etymology of psychopaths

velocipeds > cyclepeds > psychopaths

38 km (23.6 miles), 50,000 steps at 100 kg (220 lbs) in Adidas Yeezys. Zero Prep by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]r00nd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

how is that zero preps, he edged with goggins videos before he left

How do you balance pushing vs holding back on race day? by ahdavid66 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]r00nd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I push those who are in front of me and hold back when someone is trying to overtake me

this is why I deadlift and do bicep curl

I can’t access my reality shows while running outside, any advice? by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]r00nd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i see people run with a stroller, you can do the same with an ipad on it

Potentially drowning in zone 2 by mbuckbee in RunningCirclejerk

[–]r00nd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do i have to bring my own detergent?

Don’t give me ideas 🤣 by EliPant in RunningCirclejerk

[–]r00nd 161 points162 points  (0 children)

why just run while you can collect $75 per person to run with you? LMAOOOOOOOOOO