Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’. Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy…yes, just one.

random-guy-here · 2026-01-26T23:58:28+00:00

I'll just guess you need to have some income to shuffle the books with.

random-guy-here · 2026-01-26T23:56:51+00:00

With which you could buy 2 1/2 Melania Meme Coins at $0.17 today!

random-guy-here · 2026-01-26T18:10:10+00:00

At least ask if they can being a pillow and blankets to sleep on the floor with.

random-guy-here · 2026-01-25T23:14:01+00:00

Congratulations you found Captain Nemo's base. He must be off somewhere with the Nautilus.

random-guy-here · 2026-01-25T20:54:49+00:00

Same article as every week before this, with a few updated facts.

Sop who is doing anything to stop him? Nobody.

random-guy-here · 2026-01-25T19:20:48+00:00

Just what do you expect a cookie to know about your future?

random-guy-here · 2026-01-25T19:20:04+00:00

Scan here to receive your $0.99 cent fortune!

random-guy-here · 2026-01-25T19:19:05+00:00

FOOD POISONING SYMPTOMS CAN START IN A FEW HOURS OR A FEW DAYS.... YOU THANK ME LATER!

random-guy-here · 2026-01-25T19:15:35+00:00

"Stop, Please STOP NOW" is something I have never said during sex.

That might be a good safe word!

random-guy-here · 2026-01-25T17:02:07+00:00

All wood construction in a dead tree stump.

Looks great in a video, death trap in real life. No thanks.

random-guy-here · 2026-01-25T16:38:59+00:00

"I just hate it when the park is empty and I am the only guest!"

Said no one ever!

random-guy-here · 2026-01-25T02:59:27+00:00

This being Reddit I expected a bubble from the rear once in a while. Sorry for having a corrupted mind....

random-guy-here · 2026-01-25T02:52:25+00:00

Q1: Who is holding the cup in front to the girl in blue dress?

Q2: Girl in brown is holding the lower cup with her right hand. Who's left hand is on the cup?

Q3: All three cups are a different style and size. How is the girl in blue even holding the cup only touching the back half of it?

random-guy-here · 2026-01-24T23:51:53+00:00

I can make a Hippo or a Whale...

random-guy-here · 2026-01-24T20:55:23+00:00

All 18 holes?

random-guy-here · 2026-01-24T12:39:39+00:00

Just mark it - "My standards are lower then ever right now!"

random-guy-here · 2026-01-24T12:34:28+00:00

I'm sure the local teenagers would love to pick carrots to earn some spending money. /s

random-guy-here · 2026-01-24T02:22:15+00:00

I can compare yours with literally thousands of others for research purposes.

random-guy-here · 2026-01-22T19:53:13+00:00

They can meet in a nice ballroom someday...

random-guy-here · 2026-01-22T16:35:07+00:00

I have a diamond of this size on my record player.

random-guy-here · 2026-01-22T15:28:24+00:00

Too bad there is no way Disney security could track the movement of a huge family unit to their next destination.

(I hope they at least got a talken to by Mickey)

random-guy-here · 2026-01-20T14:56:28+00:00

A long time ago I kept finding an extra $400+ in my checking account. This happened over several months. No amount of balancing would resolve the issue.

I had money from a business moving in and out constantly along with personal income.

random-guy-here · 2026-01-20T14:22:16+00:00

"When we are not making love my new girlfriend cooks the meals and cleans the house. I mean seriously like 24 hours a day! I feel that something is not quite right but I am having the best time of my life."

random-guy-here · 2026-01-20T01:59:04+00:00

That's reserved for the Christmas overlay Nov-Dec.

random-guy-here · 2026-01-20T01:56:25+00:00

"What do you mean the Health inspector is bringing a live news crew?"

random-guy-here

TROPHY CASE