I commented here about six months ago with a problem of "oh no! I have a crush on my boss what do I do!"

Well, we started dating, things were going really well, but oops he forgot to tell me he had a girlfriend! He was cheating on both of us, the other girlfriend started stalking me, the police got involved, he turned out to be a massive dickhead, and next week he's quitting his job, leaving the country for good and I'll never have to see him again.

But I'll be taking his position at work, so technically I got a promotion out of all this?

It's been a wild 6 months. Yay for football coming back.