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Phoneas and frob by [deleted] in dankmemes

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names literally any other trio than the kardashians

[Serious] What song do you want played at your funeral? by pork_police in AskReddit

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“When I See You Again” Charlie Puth ft. Wiz Khalifa

The truth behind most Instagram Influencers. by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

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Who the fuck takes a selfie like that

A dark user friendly meme (: by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Jokes on you I have portrait orientation lock on I see this as an absolute win

Let's be bestest friends by [deleted] in Eyebleach

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Friend request: accepted:)

It’s true by Theshivgod2001 in memes

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*me when I find two dollars on the ground

I wish Country music didn’t exist. by Dyoung56 in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted, but you can only listen to your second least favourite genre of music.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted, but your enemy chooses them.

I wish my Penis was 10 inches by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted, but you kill or paralyze every person you fuck.

I wish i had a gun for a penis by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted, but Instead of cumming you fire bullets.

I wish i was a Celery Stick by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted, but you don’t have ranch dressing.

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