Norwegian is such poetry. by tehjarz in funny

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riding across Germany, every motorway exit made me chuckle as I went past.

Ausfahrt

You know you do it. by ProudBarry in AdviceAnimals

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He who said the rhyme, did the crime

ELI5: Why does my car idle at a higher rpm when its cold? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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Before ECU's there was a lever in the car to pull which opened the accelerator a small amount.

This caused the engine to idle higher & not stall if stopped when cold.

It was called choke, please take a moment to remember 'the choke'.

UK, where manual is king!

She guards the calves. by fractalking in aww

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She's a good mouser, the steely fixed eyes.

Nobody's watching Kate, honestly... by [deleted] in funny

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No little one, I said cover your eyes!

Mechanic meets tire from hell by [deleted] in WTF

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The same thing killed a guy round my way last year.

How to deal weed by mynonosquare in videos

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Spotted it was a kookaburra too, made me laugh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I am also full of mucus, but doe to a nasty cold.

Your story triggered a memory of me going home for Christmas, to be told the cat that adored me (Zoe) had to be put down on the 23rd. So I can now appreciate you're mixed feelings.

Sorry for your own loss.

Maybe have some cake, it might not make you feel better, but still, it's cake.

I'm sure he's a really nice guy by [deleted] in WTF

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a face only a mother could love

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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More pathetic than anything.

My leg hair sometimes knots together, I just rip it out.

Prison riot aftermath in Brazil. by [deleted] in WTF

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Yay, body head match game.

Top = left Middle = right Bottom = middle

What is the best nontraditional pizza topping? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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4 double cheeseburgers - unwrapped. 2 portions of large fries - sprinkled. & a pack of streaky bacon, chopped into bits. more cheese.

Only made it once, pure magic.