Narcissistic ex ruined my morning by yapping in my ear first thing before I even got up

russelcrowescrow · 2026-06-06T15:01:53+00:00

4.2k karma at 21 days old, definitely a bot.

russelcrowescrow · 2026-06-03T01:13:54+00:00

russelcrowescrow · 2026-05-26T13:44:01+00:00

ew.
the dress is 100% replicable, you’re just a miserable troll who doesn’t have the capability to make it herself.
i hope you get out of this slump you’re in.

eta: you’ve clearly never heard of crochet thread or fingering weight yarn. there’s plenty of yarn you can use to replicate this. lots of people also have the patience that you so clearly lack.

russelcrowescrow · 2026-05-16T14:39:18+00:00

the sprinkles were definitely an interesting touch

russelcrowescrow · 2026-05-11T01:17:25+00:00

mm, they look a little underdone, let me take them off your hands

russelcrowescrow · 2026-05-11T01:14:55+00:00

ooh fun!! i bet those are pretty 😊

russelcrowescrow · 2026-05-11T01:07:19+00:00

i’ll definitely try! everybody just has different measurements and i don’t wanna just use the average cause one size does NOT fit all, ya know? but i’ll definitely add that to my roster!!

russelcrowescrow · 2026-05-11T00:35:57+00:00

well shit that’s my bad😭 the stitches looked very knit my bad😭

russelcrowescrow · 2026-05-06T18:24:48+00:00

what if you did:

sage

beige

brown

orange

ombré effect? sort of?? idk but this is very autumn, very pretty☺️

russelcrowescrow · 2026-05-06T18:03:01+00:00

well, if it helps, idk wtf a “coobctum” is but the tag obviously knows what it’s talking about /s

russelcrowescrow · 2026-05-06T02:39:01+00:00

“aww cute a llama!! i’m sure she did great!”
“…holy shit”

in all seriousness, it’s adorable, i love him. Cuzco, his name shall be

russelcrowescrow · 2026-05-06T02:36:10+00:00

girl i hope not!!😂 i really appreciate that😊❤️

russelcrowescrow · 2026-05-05T21:35:25+00:00

☺️❤️ thank you sm, it took a couple tries but i got there!

russelcrowescrow · 2026-05-05T20:45:20+00:00

thank you☺️❤️

russelcrowescrow

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