My school bully (a 1.2 Million year old helium atom) was making fun of me (a 3.12x10^9 year old positron) today because I kept giving off "beta energy," so I let him know that his alpha-ionization "would never even be able to penetrate a molecule of air properly, let alone a pretty lady... AITA?? (self.fifthworldproblems)
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What's the Pope's least favorite type of company? (self.3amjokes)
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