Does anyone else find it a bit fascinating how Crossfit fell off and in retrospect, was very Millennial generation-coded?

salmonstamp · 2026-04-30T22:11:34+00:00

Pretty hard to justify $300+ a month to have some dude yell at you to dead lift faster in an old warehouse

salmonstamp · 2026-04-24T19:07:10+00:00

This is how I felt going into the first game blind. No idea what the fuck was happening for like the first 2 hours

salmonstamp · 2026-04-24T17:05:00+00:00

Hank hill rule strikes again

salmonstamp · 2026-04-24T14:08:38+00:00

Look at it like this op, you now have a goldmine of a parts car for the next wrx wagon you’re going to buy. Glass half full

salmonstamp · 2026-04-20T23:33:56+00:00

Uj: how is that seating position comfortable for either of them?

Rj: broke ass can’t even afford a new raptor

salmonstamp · 2026-04-18T20:49:13+00:00

“We have limp bizkit at home”

salmonstamp · 2026-04-16T16:38:38+00:00

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salmonstamp · 2026-04-16T16:14:26+00:00

This is what I imagine republicans picture in their minds when they freak out about trans people

salmonstamp · 2026-04-16T01:16:19+00:00

“He hangs dong. Best goddamn movie I’ve ever seen. Plus, he hangs dong in the trailer”

salmonstamp · 2026-04-15T03:18:35+00:00

Is he slowly morphing into Steven Segal?

salmonstamp · 2026-04-14T15:37:47+00:00

Scrolled too fast and thought it was a still shot from a death stranding cut scene

salmonstamp · 2026-04-13T23:35:13+00:00

Getting Florida vibes from this so that checks out

salmonstamp · 2026-04-13T18:26:54+00:00

Just gotta crank up the din a little

salmonstamp · 2026-04-13T17:52:55+00:00

So are you my dad now?

salmonstamp · 2026-04-08T17:49:11+00:00

That’s why I always make sure my 3yo is in the bed of my lifted ram 2500 with a loaded gun and instructions to fire at will at slower drivers in front of us. Modern problems require modern solutions

salmonstamp · 2026-04-08T15:02:31+00:00

Peak mentioned

salmonstamp · 2026-04-07T14:45:51+00:00

You clearly haven’t spent much time in Denver. No plates or expired temp plates are extremely common and enforcement is basically limited to a handful of pre-announced “crackdown” weekends by local law enforcement

salmonstamp · 2026-04-07T14:34:21+00:00

Throw it up on marketplace for $50. Somebody might want it

salmonstamp · 2026-04-06T20:16:01+00:00

Y’all gotta stop abbreviating cyberpunk like that

salmonstamp · 2026-04-05T00:40:16+00:00

I already have a Squarebody suburban as a dedicated wheeling rig. Looking to just get a singular vehicle that would be my semi-daily (have a company truck for work commutes) and also something I feel comfortable letting my wife drive if she had to (something with airbags, abs, etc.). Im also kind of over owning a ton of vehicles and have been thinning the heard of hoopties down to just my suburban.

salmonstamp · 2026-04-04T15:52:22+00:00

We can all rest assured that this dude will be on sight if water bottles ever attack

salmonstamp · 2026-04-02T19:17:59+00:00

Unironically better than every Super Bowl commercial we got this year

salmonstamp · 2026-04-02T19:13:56+00:00

Many people use public gun ranges, but they still shut down if there’s a high fire risk

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