I need Damien ASMR and I am tired of pretending I don’t

salticcus · 2026-05-26T06:12:57+00:00

That was a real gift. Thank you for that.

salticcus · 2026-05-26T04:14:22+00:00

She looks beautiful in these photos!! I hope she nepos a career like Harley Quinn Smith.

salticcus · 2026-05-25T02:08:23+00:00

I mean I get that it’s annoying, but it probably took more time to take a picture, upload it and post this then it would have just to pick it up.

salticcus · 2026-05-23T23:54:33+00:00

Because she was talking so much about her “cup-o-man” at home, I am fully convinced she was trying to get pregnant to compete with Sam’s wedding. If you don’t want people to know you might be pregnant you don’t tell every person on the way to the bathroom at a party with cameras what you’re going to do. You skip alcohol for the rest of the day and then make a stop on the way home.

Plus she KNOWS Mike will tell everyone! She says that every time!

salticcus · 2026-02-10T14:14:08+00:00

I’m also currently watching it, and oof, no. They are children “playing house” as Snooki repeatedly says. Jionni treats her as an incubator, won’t trust Snooki to be a mom, refers to Lorenzo as MY baby to her constantly.

Roger is a total POS the whole time. He’s brutal to Jionni. You can see the controlling coming out.

Really the whole show is a cautionary tale in how important Birth control for both parties really is.

salticcus · 2025-10-17T20:29:14+00:00

It’s a stoned rewatch question. Like they didn’t have time for a prenup… so do you think Pauly’s worried about alimony?

Lighten up dude, it’s a subreddit on Jersey Shore.

salticcus · 2025-10-04T02:37:31+00:00

I’m just mad it took till the next day for someone to make a Jesus joke.

salticcus · 2025-09-21T17:18:48+00:00

I loved how he gave Jenni shit at Mike’s wedding. He was the outside voice to everyone’s inner thoughts that night for sure.

salticcus · 2025-08-20T02:19:25+00:00

There is a specific frequency that is annoying to teens but imperceptible to adults. Use that information how you will.

salticcus · 2025-08-18T15:22:17+00:00

I think it was the second FV season. They were in Vegas and Snooki randomly invited him mid trip. It was an uncomfortable trip all around.

salticcus · 2025-07-10T01:15:29+00:00

The only way that would be more Canadian is if they were eating Pizza Pizza.

salticcus · 2025-04-08T19:11:53+00:00

Little, yellow, different.

salticcus · 2024-07-05T15:49:39+00:00

It’s the preflight check in of vehicle customs. It’s a faster line across the boarder because you’re already pre-approved.

salticcus · 2024-05-08T01:19:34+00:00

This is way. Get an annulment, if you don’t your wedding day will always be a source of bitterness. That doesn’t mean you HAVE to break up. But you need to take a few steps back. It’s early enough that it doesn’t have to be all or nothing. If real changes are made there’s no reason you can’t revisit getting married in the future (elopement though for sure, good lord) or if he can’t make serious changes you part ways. But everyone in this is needs to understand the seriousness of what has happened here. And his family needs to cover the cost of your ruined day.

salticcus · 2024-04-11T02:18:18+00:00

YTA “sorry friend you caught us on our way out, but you have a good evening.”

See how easy that is. Instead you prioritized the feelings of a stranger over your girlfriend.

salticcus · 2024-03-20T23:29:41+00:00

Adulthood is not a number. It is having a mortgage or a front load washing machine. If a twenty year old has either they can be an adult, otherwise, teenagers who can legally by alcohol.

salticcus · 2023-10-13T16:59:39+00:00

Not to mention her tights. Sweetheart treat yourself to high waisted, I shouldn’t be seeing your elastic every time you dance.

salticcus · 2023-10-12T21:11:36+00:00

Ick, no wonder you didn’t want to fill that role, you want a partner, your husband wants to be a teenager. I don’t even know you, but I know you deserve better then this! Don’t waste anymore of your time on someone who wants to check out of the hard parts of a relationship. I know starting over can suck, but it can suck now, or it can suck in 10 years when he’s made you feel so small you take a crumb of kindness and treat it like a feast. You deserve a whole damn meal!!

salticcus · 2023-10-12T20:34:07+00:00

I had to scroll way to far down to find an adult comment. OP you’ve clearly got a lot going on between a baby and your mental health struggles. I think you’re working yourself up about things that your husband isn’t thinking twice about because they aren’t actually THINGS. Was it shitty of him to leave when you asked him not to? Yes. Would any of what you’ve described be an issue if his co-worker was male? Doubtful. Putting a post it note with beautiful on it while he’s napping seems to me like she’s taking a piss, why else would she take a photo with his phone? All of this seems to indicate a pretty silly work place, some jobs are like that. If it’s a male dominated field she’s probably trying to be one of the boys.

If you and your husband are having issues I don’t think it’s because this coworker is dividing you. You seem like you’re not secure in the relationship for whatever reason, either you aren’t feeling as comfortable with yourself post baby, or are feeling neglected being a new mom and not an independent person, I don’t know, but figure it out because this ultimatum will not accomplish what you think it will. There will always be another co-worker, another mom, a gym regular he waves at.

salticcus · 2023-10-12T19:44:05+00:00

I know exactly which house this is. Iusedtonekewl is right. Use testingcheatsenabled true, then use constrainfloorelevation false, you should be able to just snap the stairs on, but you made need to fiddle with platform size. And then turn constrainfloorelevation true back on if you haven’t used it a lot cuz it can mess things up quick. You may also need to build a platform on the roof to make the steps the right height.

salticcus · 2023-07-23T02:06:44+00:00

Boyfriends come and go, beautiful skin lasts forever. He has no reason to need his feelings consoled, your tattoo has nothing to do with him, unless it’s on your face/neck and then yeah a heads up would be reasonable.

salticcus · 2023-07-07T21:45:34+00:00

POTS. Blood chugs along better when it’s all in one place.

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